A spike
Someone who is extremely good at tennis, rugby and life. He is not up his own ass he’s just amazing at every sport.
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drop a spike
Steve: "Yo, I have to drop a spike like you wouldn't believe."
Bill: "Well, thanks for sharing, but why tell me? Do I look like a bathroom attendant?"
Bill: "Well, thanks for sharing, but why tell me? Do I look like a bathroom attendant?"
drop a spike by stockman09 November 26, 2007
sit on a spike
sit on a spike by Roks898 May 4, 2018
spike a bag
When a super medic-student, also known as a Britton, tells a medical provider to perform a basic and routine procedure known to all EMTs as setting up a line into a bag of saline. Also known as stroking a special needs man's ball sack.
The ambulance crew is with a patient and Britton yells to the EMT to spike a bag STAT!
Hey buddy, looks like you have some pressure built up in your groin area. Do you need me to spike a bag?
Hey buddy, looks like you have some pressure built up in your groin area. Do you need me to spike a bag?
spike a bag by Fire midget September 30, 2013
suck a railroad spike
An expression used to denote such annoyance with a person that sucking a "dick", "cock", "chode", or any other phallic object would simply be too merciful
suck a railroad spike by Big_meaty_CLAWS December 16, 2019
I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull
A phrase often said after a friend or loved one has said something so incredibly so atrocious you would feel better off just not being there.
Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."
Often used in place of phrases like "Shut the fuck up" "That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard" and "You are a disappointment."
I'm going to drive a railroad spike through my skull by WatterBottles February 10, 2022
age is just a spice
The state of mind when you get older and are attracted to even older men or women because the younger people are in a constant state of being Tasmanian in nature, only stopping for a quick glance but then spinning up again and moving on. It's all they know.
Oh Gosh! You can see by looking at him that he likes older women because age is just a spice, after all.
If that young man stopped Tasmanian spinning for a while he would see age is a spice!
If that young man stopped Tasmanian spinning for a while he would see age is a spice!
age is just a spice by RipperJim December 23, 2021
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