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A poop down the slide

When something goes dwindling/spiraling down or declines at a moderate or fast pace.
Claryses career was a poop down the slide

Ali-a poop sock 

When Ali-a sneaks in your house and poops in your sock
Omg I just got hit by a Ali-a poop sock
Ali-a poop sock by Sorbic April 12, 2020

Peek-a-poop 

A peek-A-poop, a poop that starts to come out but then quickly retracts leaving you disappointed.
"Dude, I had three peek-A-poops today and I'm starting to get mad."
Peek-a-poop by PikachuIseeYou June 14, 2013

sitting on a poop knob 

When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.
I need to go to the restroom but I can't get up right now because I'm sitting on a poop knob.

cup a poop 

The act of harvesting the gaseous emissions of one's rear end within cupped hands in order to convey it to the unwitting victim's face intact and "fresh". Usually done with the accompanying phrase "Merry Christmas, Beee-atch"
Tarquin leant towards Jeremy on the comfortable sofa and started to whisper in his ear, suddenly he withdrew his hands from behind him and cup a pooped the startled Jeremy "Merry Christmas bee-atch" he bellowed "get some of that dog's egg my son".
cup a poop by Michael Cluskey October 6, 2006

taking a poop 

The act of pushing brown "stuff" out of your anal section into a round bowl called the toilet.
Man, i gotta squirt a brown monkey!
Jamal is taking a poop on D-Rads lawn.