A lipsy 

A wanna be gypsy girl. Somebody who wants to fit in with gypsies so she wears loads of lipsy and has shitty ratty extensions, thinks that they are hard and talk mouthy but really are insecure pussys.

"Have you seen Lauren's new friends? They are gypsies so now Lauren has turned right into a lipsy, she has even brought some £5 extensions

A lipsy by Sharkeshano October 19, 2015

Done a Lippy 

The act of leaving your sunglasses at a mates place!

Person 1: Whose done a lippy and left their sunnys behind?

Person 2: ahh think it was some guy called bootsy.

Done a Lippy by cameronbrisbane April 2, 2021

Give me a red lipstick 

Common Lesbian slang used to discreetly ask someone to kiss you.

"Hey, you gonna give me a red lipstick after this?"
"Yeah, you deserve it"

Give me a red lipstick by Thegayestofgnames March 24, 2021

putting lipstick on a pig 

A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.

Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.

The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig

putting lipstick on a pig by Scoundrel August 10, 2004

does a chicken have lips? 

an off-hand method of answering in the affirmative, although most consider it to be confusing and idiotic because a chicken does not, in fact, have lips, and therefore its usage should be avoided.

ryan: hey bruh, you wanna get pizza?
emma: does a chicken have lips?
ryan: no, message received.

emma: no, idiot, it means yes.

ryan: that’s confusing.

emma: i know.

does a chicken have lips? by thegreatgreenarkleseizure December 12, 2021

lipstick on a pig 

slang for when someone tries to dress something up, but is still that something. usually used on ugly broads, when they put on a skirt and some lipstick and well, they still look like the same digusting pig.

"You put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig"

lipstick on a pig by doo doo brown January 9, 2004

lipstick on a pig 

Sarah Palin. Barack meant something else when he said it, but this comment is a spot-on summary of her campaign and political career.

She may be an ex-beauty queen, but this porker's record is as ugly and dirty as they come. Google "Anne Kilkenny" for the gruesome details.

God help us all if that woman becomes VP (and let's face it, she's really running for president as McCain has not just a foot but most of his body in the grave already). You can put lipstick on a pig, but she'll still be a piss-poor candidate.

lipstick on a pig by Palin blew McCain for the nom. October 24, 2008