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A Kid's Kid
An all around cool guy/gal. One of those people that everybody loves, adores, cherishes. Everyone wants to hang out with a kid's kid. Do not be mistaken, we are not talking about a kids physical kid. Term discovered and created in Indianapolis, Indiana, September 2012.
A Kid's Kid by INrepresent October 6, 2011
a kid who watches band kid humor
a kid who watches band kid humor by Urban_dictionaryMan101 May 19, 2022
like a kid in a candy store
In Amsterdam I was surrounded by weed, shrooms, pancakes, and cheap whores. I felt like a kid in a candy store.
like a kid in a candy store by Nick D November 24, 2003
rent-a-kid
1. I could be in the relationship because I would only have to watch the kid on the weekends , like a rent-a-kid.
2. Like when your stupid baby daddy has another girl pregnant and pop out a dumb ass baby....and then guess what? now you got a rent-a-kid.
3. Got to rent their damn f*^kin kid and take care of 'em for the weekend, now that's a rent-a-kid.
2. Like when your stupid baby daddy has another girl pregnant and pop out a dumb ass baby....and then guess what? now you got a rent-a-kid.
3. Got to rent their damn f*^kin kid and take care of 'em for the weekend, now that's a rent-a-kid.
rent-a-kid by rent-a-kid June 28, 2011
Rent-A-Kid
Rent-a-kids are usually the result
of the friendship between a non-rental
bringing around a friend and the friend
never leaves because their home
life sucks (in their eyes); and you feed them. They are alot like ferrel cats. If you give them the attention they crave and feed them enough, they stake claim of your couch/spare room/any flat surface with in your home deemed comfortable enough for sleep. Of course, like ferrel cats, they can be very vocal about their new family and consequently attract more rentals. When this happens, you're homestead
gets cute little nicknames from your
people, such as "Angie's Home for
Wayward Boys"
of the friendship between a non-rental
bringing around a friend and the friend
never leaves because their home
life sucks (in their eyes); and you feed them. They are alot like ferrel cats. If you give them the attention they crave and feed them enough, they stake claim of your couch/spare room/any flat surface with in your home deemed comfortable enough for sleep. Of course, like ferrel cats, they can be very vocal about their new family and consequently attract more rentals. When this happens, you're homestead
gets cute little nicknames from your
people, such as "Angie's Home for
Wayward Boys"
Picking up dinner on the way home, how many rent-a-kids are at the house?
Ok kiddo, here's the rules. You sleep here for more than 3 consecutive nights, your status defaults to "rent-a-kid" and are automatically thrown into the chore rotation. Tonight you got kitchen duty.
Ok kiddo, here's the rules. You sleep here for more than 3 consecutive nights, your status defaults to "rent-a-kid" and are automatically thrown into the chore rotation. Tonight you got kitchen duty.
Rent-A-Kid by Bayside_Beebs May 8, 2023
Pull up on a kid
Pull up on a kid by Blaq.tux April 11, 2016
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