A hamp 

A hamp is a verbally abusive boyfriend/girlfriend
Not only that A hamp is also extremely ugly and has a tiny dick

OMG my ex was such a hamp he was constantly trying to guilt trip me into doing things

A hamp by Jahjah69 September 5, 2020

drop a hampton 

the act of defecating one solid, large, piece of waist.

Oh crap, i have to go drop a hampton for the third time today! I knew i shouldn't have ate all that pizza last night.

drop a hampton by ounze1824 September 1, 2009

Your Mother Was a Hampster! 

Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"

Hey Brady, "Your Mother Was a Hampster!"

Your Mother Was a Hampster! by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

a hampton

the act of masterbating while in the process of taking a shit

hey bobby, dude, i've got to shit... and i'm thinking about knocking out a hampton while i'm in there

a hampton by Freddy Wonderlight July 11, 2010

A hampel 

The act of pulling a stupid face and responding to stupid question in a sarcastic manner

Tommy pulled a hampel in response to timmys question

A hampel by Piesexual June 30, 2014

pull a Hampton 

When a middle-aged person gets caught doing something that usually a sixteen year old gets caught doing.

Kid A: Hey man, did you hear what happened to Mr. Daniells?
Kid B: Naw, what?
Kid A: Cops found him in a parking lot in his car, and when he attempted to leave, he was clearly drunk and they found a bag of weed and a pipe in his car.
Kid B: Way to pull a Hampton!

pull a Hampton by Tyi989 October 1, 2010

Earn brownie points without a hamper 

For someone else to think that you've done something nice without actually doing it

Alex really liked the comment. It was a good way to earn brownie points without a hamper.

Earn brownie points without a hamper by Aööoo April 22, 2021