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drop a hampton
Oh crap, i have to go drop a hampton for the third time today! I knew i shouldn't have ate all that pizza last night.
drop a hampton by ounze1824 September 1, 2009
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Your Mother Was a Hampster!
Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"
Your Mother Was a Hampster! by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006
a hampton
hey bobby, dude, i've got to shit... and i'm thinking about knocking out a hampton while i'm in there
a hampton by Freddy Wonderlight July 11, 2010
pull a Hampton
When a middle-aged person gets caught doing something that usually a sixteen year old gets caught doing.
Kid A: Hey man, did you hear what happened to Mr. Daniells?
Kid B: Naw, what?
Kid A: Cops found him in a parking lot in his car, and when he attempted to leave, he was clearly drunk and they found a bag of weed and a pipe in his car.
Kid B: Way to pull a Hampton!
Kid B: Naw, what?
Kid A: Cops found him in a parking lot in his car, and when he attempted to leave, he was clearly drunk and they found a bag of weed and a pipe in his car.
Kid B: Way to pull a Hampton!
pull a Hampton by Tyi989 October 1, 2010
Earn brownie points without a hamper
Earn brownie points without a hamper by Aööoo April 22, 2021
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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