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A hamp

A hamp is a verbally abusive boyfriend/girlfriend
Not only that A hamp is also extremely ugly and has a tiny dick
OMG my ex was such a hamp he was constantly trying to guilt trip me into doing things
by Jahjah69 September 5, 2020
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drop a hampton

the act of defecating one solid, large, piece of waist.
Oh crap, i have to go drop a hampton for the third time today! I knew i shouldn't have ate all that pizza last night.
by ounze1824 September 1, 2009
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Your Mother Was a Hampster!

Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"
Hey Brady, "Your Mother Was a Hampster!"
by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006
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a hampton

the act of masterbating while in the process of taking a shit
hey bobby, dude, i've got to shit... and i'm thinking about knocking out a hampton while i'm in there
by Freddy Wonderlight July 11, 2010
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A hampel

The act of pulling a stupid face and responding to stupid question in a sarcastic manner
Tommy pulled a hampel in response to timmys question
by Piesexual June 30, 2014
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pull a Hampton

When a middle-aged person gets caught doing something that usually a sixteen year old gets caught doing.
Kid A: Hey man, did you hear what happened to Mr. Daniells?
Kid B: Naw, what?
Kid A: Cops found him in a parking lot in his car, and when he attempted to leave, he was clearly drunk and they found a bag of weed and a pipe in his car.
Kid B: Way to pull a Hampton!
by Tyi989 October 1, 2010
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Earn brownie points without a hamper

For someone else to think that you've done something nice without actually doing it
Alex really liked the comment. It was a good way to earn brownie points without a hamper.
by Aööoo April 22, 2021
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