a ghetto
a bong made out of a bottle of some kind, when there is nothing else to use... can be made with a hollowed pen shaft also... good times
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A Ghetto
(n.) A dangling object that can be attached to your cell phone for simply decorative purposes. Is simply a chain or string attached to a charm or other object.
Jordan: "Ah, hold on someone just texted me."
Scott: "Hey what's that hanging off the top of your cell?"
Jordan: "Wha-oh this? It's just a ghetto my friend got me. It just kind've sits there and swings..."
Scott: "Hey what's that hanging off the top of your cell?"
Jordan: "Wha-oh this? It's just a ghetto my friend got me. It just kind've sits there and swings..."
A Ghetto by J is for Jojo September 29, 2008
A Ghetto Condom
Someone who is too cheap to use a real condom and ends wraping up their "Package" up in some seran wrap
A Ghetto Condom by fbdiuwfd'aidsf December 9, 2008
a ghetto christmas carol
A ghetto Christmas Carol is a great song by the rapper “xxxtentacion” it’s perfect to vibe to when you’re chilling
a ghetto christmas carol by Altoes May 16, 2021
A Ghetto Condom
When someone is too cheap to buy a real condom for there "package" and they end up using seran wrap for protection.... and it doesnt help at all
Dave was too cheap to buy a real condom so he used a ghetto condom and now his girl is knocked up!!!
A Ghetto Condom by fbdiuwfd'aidsf December 10, 2008
A Ghetto Condom
A banana peel, peeled from the bottom (not the stem end). It is placed on the erect penis and then secured by wrapping the peel with tape in critical spots. With the stem still attatched it is located at the head of the penis thusly allowing it to double as a free method of abortion as it would scrape out any fetus located in the wome. Works best for those with a curved penis. Not recommended for anal intercourse without first removing the stem.
"She was quite moist and ready to engage in sexual intercourse. But being the gentleman that I am, I refused politely as I had no form of protection. She then pointed to a fruit basket. She peeled the banana, inserted the edible portion into her anus, and then secured the peel to my erect willy creating 'A Ghetto Condom' and awaited penetration. While engaging in intercourse I noticed I had pulled out a 7 month old fetus. Upon dicovering this my willy turned flacid and I fled with great swiftness"
A Ghetto Condom by Brian Hassett April 6, 2008
A Ghetto Condom
A Ghetto Condom by gudghuge January 9, 2008
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