A franceman 

One who is inclined to call themselves french.

Timmy: "hey did you know that timothy is a franceman?"
Bob: "OMG that libtard ima stop hanging out with it!"

Jeremy: "hey dad, IM coming out as a franceman!"
Billy: "GET IN THE CUBOARD SON IMA SPANK YOU!"

A franceman by jc108 April 17, 2019

Like a Frenchman's Armpit 

Generally used to describe someone that is emitting a strong, foul body odor. However, may apply to describe anything with a putrid, rancid smell.

Roger's refusal to bath on a regular basis had become unbearable. He was finally confronted by his boss who told him there were too many complaints about him smelling Like a Frenchman's Armpit.

Like a Frenchman's Armpit by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

run like a frenchman 

1) A slight insult, but overall, a compliment. Origionating from the French and their absolute nil military victories, it is said that by now they should be quite good at running the other way.

2) Running that looks like a girl running, but is still quite fast. After all, if you run from all those wars, you'll get rather good.

guy 1: Dude, Jimmy runs like a frenchman!
guy 2:...y'mean...really fast?

run like a frenchman by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005

run like a frenchman 

Seeing as how Napoleon was at one time bigger than Microsoft, I don't see how france will always be known as pushovers. yeah, they took a big 'L' in WWII, but damn! The Japs would get creamed in a ground war today and they used to pimp china daily!

That guy who spit in Jane Fonda's face ran like a Frenchman.

run like a frenchman by idiot buster April 21, 2005

fucks like a frenchman 

Refers to someone that is knowledgeable enough about sex to get their partner off regardless of the hardware they were born with ; inventive in the bedroom and dedicated to their partners pleasure.

That dude gets ass all the time, he must be hung like a horse! - Naw they say hes about average but he fucks like a frenchman.

fucks like a frenchman by Jaketropolis August 19, 2022