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(n.) A defeat, loss, reduction or failure, especially of a severe or devastating nature. This term is optionally preceded and/or followed by the prepositions "to" and/or "from", which can be used to further refine its scope of meaning.
Examples:

1. It has been over two months since the team's last win, so the coach's job may be at risk if they suffer another blow this Saturday.

2. In their currently weakened state, a blow from the north may be enough to destroy the army's 3rd division.

3. While the demotion had no meaningful impact on his salary, it was certainly a blow to his ego.
a Blow by Gregory Ross May 31, 2006
To have a blow is to have an attack on ones situation or being.
"what you did was a big blow to my relationship"
"I didn't mean it as a blow."
a Blow by squirrel girl April 9, 2006
This is much like ass blow only 60% less material. a greater Reference would be a Fart with a spattering of mud. This could be considered to be the earthquake before a Volcano eruption. But, in this case were are talking about the precursor to a major assblow. A.K.A. Shitting your pants.
Kenyan load up on carbs at ponchos last night, and today he had some A-Blow's. He's been cheek-pinching all day trying not to Blow Ass, because he's wearing white today.
A-blow by Wind of the South. June 10, 2018

Steak and a Blow Job Day 

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.
Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj

Get a blow 

An utterly horrible phrase commonly used by television/radio broadcasters age 35 or greater. When a player subs out of the game, the naive analyst will eagerly explain to his audience that the athlete "is getting a blow" or "taking a blow" on the sidelines.

This is a terrible phrase because it is misleading everyone subjected to listening to the announcers and/or watching the game. While the athlete is not actually getting a blow-job from someone on the sidelines, thereby making the game interesting, he is merely getting a rest.
And Jimmer will head to the sidelines to get a blow.
Get a blow by Jslasher88 April 4, 2011

steak and a blow job day 

A day celebrated on March 14. On which the woman in a relationship is supposed to give the man a blow job after making a steak dinner.
Woman-"What's today's date?"
Man-"Steak and a blow job day! March 14,! Hooray!!!!!! I'm a carnivore with sexual needs and desires!"
steak and a blow job day by carpediem December 14, 2008
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