a wendy 

A wendy is a clam-jam secretary who is highly protective of the men she works for. Even going so far as to lie for her boss and demean his potential girlfriends.

Girl: My boyfriends got a Wendy working for him.

Other girl: What did she do?
Girl: She is a total clam-jam and I think she lied for my boyfriend.
Other girl: Yeah, that sounds like a Wendy all right.

a wendy by The Cruncher May 22, 2016

A Wendy 

A mad scientist who likes to tell girls to pull their skirts down because they can’t distract men

God my teacher is acting like such a Wendy today.

A Wendy by Nikonvery September 18, 2022

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s 

A response to someone giving a long-winded, serious rant that is typically unasked for. Likely to have originated either from The Office, or is a variation on “Sir, this is an Arby’s”.

Anna: “-and honestly I think that’s why my relationship with my father is so strained, he was there but never really present. Sometimes I wish things were different, but’s there’s no changing the past, you know?”
Cashier: “Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s”

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s by GreyVlk September 4, 2020

Sir, this is a Wendy's 

When someone goes off about something unrelated or starts ranting and you just couldn't care less.

Person A: "I'm a beautiful friend, so friend don't hate me. Maybe if you get rid of that old Yeah butt haircut, you'll get some complaints on the yo-yo dick. Oh, and even better, Tanisha will call your dog's ass if she stops having sex with the brain surgeon or lawyer she's having sex with. friend"

Person B: " Sir, this is a Wendy's. "

Sir, this is a Wendy's by BigMadBaby February 8, 2021

sir, this is a wendy's 

Debilitating response to a long pedantic rant meant to render it insignificant for its douchebaggery.

Sam: I like math

Billy the douchebag: Math isn't just a thing you like. It's a philosophy. It's meant to evaluate logical statements, after all what are mathematical signs but functions of logic. It's called logicism. To really understand it you'd have to read Leibnitz and even Kant to get a full view of the logical empiricism as it relates to morality, ethics, and even abstract ideas.

Sam *rolling his eyes*: Sir, this is a Wendy's

Sam's boys: OHHHHHHHHH!!!! FUCKIN PWNED

Sam: I'm not a rapper.

Billy the douchebag: Runs away humiliated.

sir, this is a wendy's by Ed the Fed February 9, 2020

Pulling A Wendy 

When a female is engaged in the act of dry humping with a male.

"Eww, was she pulling a wendy with him last night too?"

"Apparently more than a wendy."

(See More Than A Wendy)

Pulling A Wendy by Drydenite November 30, 2007

Pull a Wendy 

When your not actually sick but you feel entitled to sick days so you can sit at home and watch Netflix

Or

When someone asks you to do something that's reasonable but you can't be bothered so you pull a sickie so your colleagues have to pick up your slack

I really can't be arsed to do this, I might just pull a wendy

Yeah no worries ill come go out out with you, ill just pull a wendy next week

Pull a Wendy by Sorryletmestopyouthereandtelly May 18, 2021