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With out a Wellington 

1. British slang for engaging in entercourse without he use of a condom.

2. Unprotected sex
Last night my new girl friend and I finally went all the way! I got all up in her with out a Wellington! Felt everything!

cooking a wellington 

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame
I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington

A Beef Wellington 

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!

A Beef Wellington 

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.
God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008