A watermelon
"I've known her for years, and believe me, she comes off like a tough girl , but she's really a watermelon!"
A watermelon by talk2me-JCH2 June 18, 2017
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A watermelon
A watermelon by HogeyHogan January 25, 2019
I carried a watermelon
As per "Dirty Dancing" upon meeting a gorgeous man for the first time and the first thing you say to him is "i carried a watermelon"
I carried a watermelon by caroline mcc July 14, 2006
I carried a watermelon.
From Jennifer Grey's character, Baby in Dirty Dancing when she was talking to Patrick Swayze's character, Johnny and holding a watermelon. Used when you're talking to someone you like and say something completely embarrassing.
I carried a watermelon. by droppingeaves August 16, 2005
Monkey driving a watermelon
A monkey driving a watermelon train to some song called “Cadillac.”The video is so epic that it makes me not pay attention in Spanish class.
Monkey driving a watermelon by V4LK February 10, 2021
shaving a watermelon
An euphemism of going home.
shaving a watermelon by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016
IQ of a watermelon
IQ of a watermelon by ChUnkEy KAUrrY March 12, 2020
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