A swiffer
Guy 1: Did you hear that Nina girl is dating that duster Bryan
Guy 2: Ya man, she is such a swiffer.
Guy 2: Ya man, she is such a swiffer.
A swiffer by You Dang Kids October 3, 2011
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stiffer than a honeymoon dick
After installing some conduit and supporting it: " Now Matt , I'm gonna tell you what,that right there is stiffer than a honeymoon dick!"
stiffer than a honeymoon dick by Raider Matt May 13, 2017
Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass
A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced
A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010
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