A Stoner

A cannibis enthusiast that also is of long hair and listens to mostly (if not only) rock and roll music. Pot smoking long haired rock and roll fan with out any ambition

There is A Stoner at school that always cuts class to get high and listen to tunes on the radio.

by hippychk June 16, 2006

A Stoner

A person that smokes Pot or does other types of drugs.

A person that is imspired by getting high.

A person gets high not to be uneducated but to be happy and wants to do more stuff with friends that they would never do if not high.

It makes sex better!!!!!!

Dude 1: Dude lets go smoke some pot man so i can watch that thing in the corner move around it looks like it is alive but i don't want to get to close it because it might crawl at me with its front leg.
Dude 2: LMAO WHAT THE FUCK MAN YOU ARE SUCH A STONER.

by qzn August 4, 2009

a stoner

Quite simply a body ore someone who through complete defintion wealds for the extent, value, shape, and contour of the placement, condition, and balance of stones.

It was the Stoner who placed in his trust the opportunity to redevelope the lot, to look like a health mattered jungle for clime.(a stoner)

by RClements June 13, 2006

A Stoner's Riddle

While a riddle is a sentence that you need to decipher to find the meaning. A Stoner's Riddle is where you just need to remember what the hell you were talking about less than 30 seconds ago!

Davey: What was I just talking about?
Becky: Shit, can't remember. It's a Stoner's Riddle Davey!
Davey: Hahaha

by Becky & Davey December 21, 2021

feed a stoner scrambled eggs

A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski." It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass. It is used in conjunction with "find a stranger in the alps."

You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!

by Batsmoothiemigo April 24, 2011

Pullin' A stoner

When someone does something that is completely embarassing and scum-like. An act that any sane person would never do, but this person decides to commit the act because it would, "make for a great story."

I'm Pullin' a stoner tonight. I can't believe I'm going to hook up with that girl, she is 300 pounds and smells like fish.

by scumfinder December 11, 2009

Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021