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Pop a Skoner 

When u pop up your skateboard on your dick like a giant boner with wheels.
Jack:no balls you won't pop a Skoner in math class Matt:Bet
Pop a Skoner by Youngmatt530 November 4, 2017

Suck a dick sober 

When you are so drunk that all you want to do is to suck a dick or encourage other people to suck a dick
Becky is suck a dick sober
She is so pissed, she’s suck a dick sober
Suck a dick sober by PCWS April 23, 2025

Sober as a dog 

Has tony been drinking?
Dude, hes sober as a dog

Sober as a goat 

An expression that Bobby made up and has no actuall meaning.especially since he's the only one who uses this expression
Bobby "I'm sober as a goat"
Everyone else: is that even an expression?

sober as a duck 

how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol
friend: how drunk are you?

me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck
sober as a duck by millzzzzz March 27, 2022

Sober as a bird 

This term is often used by people who are belligerently drunk. In efforts to describe their obviously non-existent states of sobriety, these people claim to be "sober as a bird." Use of the term is a clear indicator of drunkenness.
Sean: Hey man are you alright?
JP: Yeah man; I'm sober as a bird.
Sober as a bird by Hubert Banx October 24, 2011