A-soner 

The annoying Saturday morning boner.

Wow man,yesterday,I woke up with an A-soner!

A-soner by Damiel Garza August 19, 2007

Pop a Skoner 

When u pop up your skateboard on your dick like a giant boner with wheels.

Jack:no balls you won't pop a Skoner in math class Matt:Bet

Pop a Skoner by Youngmatt530 November 4, 2017

Suck a dick sober 

When you are so drunk that all you want to do is to suck a dick or encourage other people to suck a dick

Becky is suck a dick sober
She is so pissed, she’s suck a dick sober

Suck a dick sober by PCWS April 23, 2025

Sober as a dog 

To be absolutely pissed out of your face

Has tony been drinking?
Dude, hes sober as a dog

Sober as a dog by Tony Stonehouse June 29, 2008

Sober as a goat 

An expression that Bobby made up and has no actuall meaning.especially since he's the only one who uses this expression

Bobby "I'm sober as a goat"
Everyone else: is that even an expression?

Sober as a goat by Not Bobby July 2, 2016

sober as a duck 

how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol

friend: how drunk are you?

me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck

sober as a duck by millzzzzz March 27, 2022

Sober as a bird 

This term is often used by people who are belligerently drunk. In efforts to describe their obviously non-existent states of sobriety, these people claim to be "sober as a bird." Use of the term is a clear indicator of drunkenness.

Sean: Hey man are you alright?
JP: Yeah man; I'm sober as a bird.

Sober as a bird by Hubert Banx October 24, 2011