A verbal assault given by a woman to a man for either being creepy or acting like a simp usually but can also be for no valid reason.
I went up to that girl to ask for her number and she gave me a smith, dude I got a fucking smith listening too you
by Julius chaos April 17, 2022
Get the A smith mug.A.) Lying for no apparent reason
B.) Trying to act Super Straight when your really Super Gay.
C.) Carrying large amounts of pennies on you for no reason at all.
D.) One upping someone on something really dumb.
E.) Equating every situation to a sexual act.
F.) Wearing jeans 3 sizes to small for you.
B.) Trying to act Super Straight when your really Super Gay.
C.) Carrying large amounts of pennies on you for no reason at all.
D.) One upping someone on something really dumb.
E.) Equating every situation to a sexual act.
F.) Wearing jeans 3 sizes to small for you.
A.) Greg: Hey guys it so sunny outside right now.
Everyone else: Its fucking raining you dumbass. Your always Pulling a Smith !
B.) Greg: Damn look at the ass on that chick.
Phil: That's Dave from IT you faggot.
C.) Gay prostitute: That will be $200.00 for that blowjob, I only take pennies.
Greg: Outrageous!
D.) Phil: man, that bitch gives great head.
Greg: Well, Ah, hmm, I GIVE IT BETTER....yeah!
E.) Tom: My mom just fell down the stairs and broke her wrist.
Greg: LOL, she probably fell because she was banging! Hey Tom wanna Bang! LOL.
F.) Bill: Greg, where did you get those jeans?
Greg: Oh, Baby Gap
Everyone else: Its fucking raining you dumbass. Your always Pulling a Smith !
B.) Greg: Damn look at the ass on that chick.
Phil: That's Dave from IT you faggot.
C.) Gay prostitute: That will be $200.00 for that blowjob, I only take pennies.
Greg: Outrageous!
D.) Phil: man, that bitch gives great head.
Greg: Well, Ah, hmm, I GIVE IT BETTER....yeah!
E.) Tom: My mom just fell down the stairs and broke her wrist.
Greg: LOL, she probably fell because she was banging! Hey Tom wanna Bang! LOL.
F.) Bill: Greg, where did you get those jeans?
Greg: Oh, Baby Gap
by Phil from Philly February 24, 2009
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Verb. Liquidating one's assets (esp. community property) for pure personal gain and leaving; abandoning societal/familial social, moral and ethical expectations; forsaking one's responsibilities. Taking the easy way out.
Dick Smith was married and had 5 children. He had a big house with expensive cars and all the trappings of a wealthy family. One day Dick lost his job and after leaving work, liquidated all of his bank accounts and assets and left town, leaving his family high and dry.
Applications-
1. Someone gets fired from work- "he took a Dick Smith"
2. You are at a party and want to leave- "Hey I am going to take a Dick Smith"
3. Someone quits a job- "I took a Dick Smith"
4. Sean White lost in the Olympics- "Sean White took a Dick Smith in that event"
5. A store or restaurant closes- "They took a Dick Smith"
Applications-
1. Someone gets fired from work- "he took a Dick Smith"
2. You are at a party and want to leave- "Hey I am going to take a Dick Smith"
3. Someone quits a job- "I took a Dick Smith"
4. Sean White lost in the Olympics- "Sean White took a Dick Smith in that event"
5. A store or restaurant closes- "They took a Dick Smith"
by T.M. Zappa February 26, 2014
Get the Take a Dick Smith mug.He's definitely showcasing how to pull a Will Smith. I would never protect another man's girlfriend like that.
by Zetta4a April 5, 2022
Get the To pull a Will Smith mug.A dump of such huge proportion that it must first be broken up with a stick and requires two or three flushes to empty the bowl.
Oh my god dude, my ass hurts so much - I just dropped a rich smith. My life is now complete. I needed an axe to chop it up.
by bob of the newt February 27, 2013
Get the A rich smith mug.To commit an egregious act while driving a car and act like you did nothing wrong.
Any kind of ballsy, illegal-as-hell-act done while driving your car. Its best to act totally innocent after you Pull a Dick Smith.
Any kind of ballsy, illegal-as-hell-act done while driving your car. Its best to act totally innocent after you Pull a Dick Smith.
by Gomzz July 20, 2010
Get the Pull a Dick Smith mug.A friend who cheers for any team that is currently playing against yours.
Also, a friend who always cheers against your team because his/her team gives them nothing to cheer for.
Also, a friend who always cheers against your team because his/her team gives them nothing to cheer for.
The Vancouver Canucks just beat Chicago and are onto round 2 to face Nashville. James is going to be pretty upset, I wonder if he'll be Pulling a Mark Smith and cheer for the Predators now?
by Eberle May 18, 2011
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