A smith 

A verbal assault given by a woman to a man for either being creepy or acting like a simp usually but can also be for no valid reason.

I went up to that girl to ask for her number and she gave me a smith, dude I got a fucking smith listening too you

A smith by Julius chaos April 17, 2022

Pulling a Smith

A.) Lying for no apparent reason

B.) Trying to act Super Straight when your really Super Gay.

C.) Carrying large amounts of pennies on you for no reason at all.

D.) One upping someone on something really dumb.

E.) Equating every situation to a sexual act.

F.) Wearing jeans 3 sizes to small for you.

A.) Greg: Hey guys it so sunny outside right now.
Everyone else: Its fucking raining you dumbass. Your always Pulling a Smith !

B.) Greg: Damn look at the ass on that chick.
Phil: That's Dave from IT you faggot.

C.) Gay prostitute: That will be $200.00 for that blowjob, I only take pennies.
Greg: Outrageous!

D.) Phil: man, that bitch gives great head.
Greg: Well, Ah, hmm, I GIVE IT BETTER....yeah!

E.) Tom: My mom just fell down the stairs and broke her wrist.
Greg: LOL, she probably fell because she was banging! Hey Tom wanna Bang! LOL.

F.) Bill: Greg, where did you get those jeans?
Greg: Oh, Baby Gap

Pulling a Smith by Phil from Philly February 24, 2009

Take a Dick Smith

Verb. Liquidating one's assets (esp. community property) for pure personal gain and leaving; abandoning societal/familial social, moral and ethical expectations; forsaking one's responsibilities. Taking the easy way out.

Dick Smith was married and had 5 children. He had a big house with expensive cars and all the trappings of a wealthy family. One day Dick lost his job and after leaving work, liquidated all of his bank accounts and assets and left town, leaving his family high and dry.

Applications-

1. Someone gets fired from work- "he took a Dick Smith"
2. You are at a party and want to leave- "Hey I am going to take a Dick Smith"
3. Someone quits a job- "I took a Dick Smith"
4. Sean White lost in the Olympics- "Sean White took a Dick Smith in that event"
5. A store or restaurant closes- "They took a Dick Smith"

Take a Dick Smith by T.M. Zappa February 26, 2014

To pull a Will Smith 

To slap someone in public and defend the honor of your wife's boyfriend.

He's definitely showcasing how to pull a Will Smith. I would never protect another man's girlfriend like that.

To pull a Will Smith by Zetta4a April 5, 2022

A rich smith 

A dump of such huge proportion that it must first be broken up with a stick and requires two or three flushes to empty the bowl.

Oh my god dude, my ass hurts so much - I just dropped a rich smith. My life is now complete. I needed an axe to chop it up.

A rich smith by bob of the newt February 27, 2013

Pull a Dick Smith

To commit an egregious act while driving a car and act like you did nothing wrong.

Any kind of ballsy, illegal-as-hell-act done while driving your car. Its best to act totally innocent after you Pull a Dick Smith.

Pull a Dick Smith and turn on that No-Turn-On-Red sign.

Pull a Dick Smith by Gomzz July 20, 2010

Pulling a Mark Smith 

A friend who cheers for any team that is currently playing against yours.

Also, a friend who always cheers against your team because his/her team gives them nothing to cheer for.

The Vancouver Canucks just beat Chicago and are onto round 2 to face Nashville. James is going to be pretty upset, I wonder if he'll be Pulling a Mark Smith and cheer for the Predators now?

Pulling a Mark Smith by Eberle May 18, 2011