a long

A long stretch of land that takes nearly 3/4 of an AKM Blade to traverse safely. Terrorists may use this route to get to A site

Terrorist 1: We should rush a long
Terrorist 2: fuck you im going b

by GreggZumbari January 26, 2019

A-Long

When a man has his Schlong sucked dry by a woman, and or man depending of sexual preferences, his Schlong becomes and A-Long. An A-Long has more definition on the base shaft and vein.

James: I was out with Kera the other night! guess who now has an A-Long ;)
Cain: Oiiiii Semi-D bro, moved on from a schlong... Now you have an A-Long.
James: Yeah Kera took my schlong and made it into an A-Long

by TukaTuka February 11, 2015

a long one

Is A very Long penis.
-Can be used to attack people, maybe harmful!
-Usually Used for sesso (Sex)

"He had a long one"

by Mystery001 November 27, 2007

a long minute

Doing something for a long time without specifying the actual number of years.

As you can see from the grey in my beard, I've been teaching a long minute.

by DPotort January 16, 2019

A Long Island

A girl who is hot but not pretty. Like a Long Island Iced Tea this is someone you pound in a club, but never have at dinner with the parents.

Chad: Yoooo, I hooked up with this chick Meghan last night at the club.

Brad: Lemme see her insta, bro.
Chad: Nah, just look at my phone.
Brad: Nice body, but her face is beat
Chad: I swear she looks better in person
Brad: I’d pound her in the club, but wouldn’t be caught dead with her at dinner with the parents. Bitch is a long island.

by BigDogBigFoot April 17, 2018

A Long Winter

While having sex with a woman, you pull out and stuff 4 to 5 acorns in here vagina. Then Run out of the room and say "See you in the spring!"

Girl 1 : "So I met this guy at a bar last night and i thought he was really cool, but when we started getting into it, my mind changed."

Girl 2 : "Why, What happend?"

Girl 1 : "I don't want to talk about it, but this is going to be a Long Winter"

by J-Rad (Hawk-Eye) February 6, 2008

a long time ago

a time period delusional or mendacious people use to make their bullshit seem plausible

"i lost my virginity a long time ago" - ben

by street freak April 26, 2022