A Kelly

When you are on an international work trip and you get so wasted that you miss your flight home.

Karl was such an idiot, we went out in Vienna and he pulled a Kelly and didn't make it home until Monday.

by KBomb October 10, 2014

a Kelly Night

a Kelly night usually involves the disappearance of clothes- whether it be due to a challenge, a strip ps3 or sport game, or just the annoyance of clothes. It also involves a ridiculous amount of fast food, and of course a ton of alcohol.

"So we ended up playing strip tiger woods and then I woke up naked, with evidence that I ate TWO whataburgers, fries, and a honey butter bisquit spent over 15 dollars.... I had a Kelly Night."

by DELA0404 October 23, 2011

Pull a Kelly

To suddenly, and with seemingly no cause, spill one's shit all over the place. Those who "Pull Kelly's" are often repeat offenders, and cannot be trusted to carry or otherwise posses plates of food, bowls of soup, glasses, mugs, any other similar containers, or basically anything that would be really inconvenient to clean.

WOW! Way to Pull a Kelly and spill pasta and kool aid all over the nice white carpet!

by pcm28 July 4, 2012

pulled a kelly

resending the same text muliple times because the recipient didn't respond.

10:02 new text

wanna watch rambo with me?

(no response)

10:12

fwd: wanna watch rambo with me?

-that hoe just pulled a kelly.

by megan marie girrr February 25, 2009

pulling a kelly

generally said to someone when they do something really stupid like turn a corner doing 40 swerve to miss a car and in turn hit a tree which ends up hitting a house. (to be noted she did not get hurt which is why its funny)

1: yo u hear joey backed into a parked car?
2: no i didn't. ended up pulling a kelly eh?

by cheezhead October 6, 2008

pulling a kelly

1.giving head to a kid before even hooking up with him after cracking jokes about getting on her knees.

2. hooking up with a 5th grader to get a glow necklace.

person 1:where did she go?
person 2: idk shes in the woods with some kid. i think shes pulling a kelly.
person 1:oh god.

by dontworryaboutittt October 27, 2008

Pulling a Kelly

Becoming delusional, psychotic and making up absurd stories about people you know. Pulling a Kelly may result in arrest or commitment to a psychiatric facility as well as losing most of your friends.

That kid just went crazy for no reason....someone should tell him not to start pulling a kelly

by Bonita Sales January 12, 2012