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A man with an extremly short penis, often looking like shrek’s ear
Damn, he can’t pleasure his girl, he must be a Joe
A Joe by Lunas_x April 15, 2022
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A joe. If you ask for it you usually get a warning at Roblox cafes. It's an epic food for fans of AlbertsStuff- well, Flamingo now. Trollers use it often.
Guy 1: "Can I get a joe?"

Guy 2: "NO TROLLING, WARNING 1."

Guy 1: "But I just wanted a-"

Guy 2: "WARNING 2, BEING RUDE TO STAFF."

Guy 1: "I-"
a joe by rewauisfygesaift September 16, 2020
Someone who is obviously gay and in the closet, but defensively sometimes aggressively denies it
He acted like a Joe today. All I did was ask if he was that way inclined
A Joe by DragonGla55 November 2, 2023

a Joe job 

This is an unskilled, entry level job stereotypical for young males, such as security, fast food, cashier, cook.
Billy got a Joe job as a cook at the burger place.
a Joe job by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020

A Joe Mather 

A short 5ft 4” guy, who likes to start sentences with guys
An example of a Joe Mather is:

Joe walked over to George and Sara and said “Guyyys! What are you up too?”
A Joe Mather by Oh Deer April 6, 2020

A joe cock 

A cock which has not been shaved since the 18th century and has a forest of hair growing around its stump. Many girls will suck it and they all lie and say that it’s huge when it infact it is the size of a paper clip. A joe cock owner will tend not to shave even if receiving a bj
Girl 1- I sucked a joe cock yesterday

Girl 2- poor you
A joe cock by A joe cock November 12, 2020

A Joe Nolan 

A non serious relationship with a number of girls who are so much younger than you.
"Shouldnt of got on her last night, i did a Joe Nolan"
A Joe Nolan by Weakbossman January 9, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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