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A man with an extremly short penis, often looking like shrek’s ear
Damn, he can’t pleasure his girl, he must be a Joe
A Joe by Lunas_x April 15, 2022
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A joe. If you ask for it you usually get a warning at Roblox cafes. It's an epic food for fans of AlbertsStuff- well, Flamingo now. Trollers use it often.
Guy 1: "Can I get a joe?"

Guy 2: "NO TROLLING, WARNING 1."

Guy 1: "But I just wanted a-"

Guy 2: "WARNING 2, BEING RUDE TO STAFF."

Guy 1: "I-"
a joe by rewauisfygesaift September 16, 2020
Someone who is obviously gay and in the closet, but defensively sometimes aggressively denies it
He acted like a Joe today. All I did was ask if he was that way inclined
A Joe by DragonGla55 November 2, 2023

a Joe job 

This is an unskilled, entry level job stereotypical for young males, such as security, fast food, cashier, cook.
Billy got a Joe job as a cook at the burger place.
a Joe job by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020

A Joe Mather 

A short 5ft 4” guy, who likes to start sentences with guys
An example of a Joe Mather is:

Joe walked over to George and Sara and said “Guyyys! What are you up too?”
A Joe Mather by Oh Deer April 6, 2020

A joe cock 

A cock which has not been shaved since the 18th century and has a forest of hair growing around its stump. Many girls will suck it and they all lie and say that it’s huge when it infact it is the size of a paper clip. A joe cock owner will tend not to shave even if receiving a bj
Girl 1- I sucked a joe cock yesterday

Girl 2- poor you
A joe cock by A joe cock November 12, 2020

A Joe Nolan 

A non serious relationship with a number of girls who are so much younger than you.
"Shouldnt of got on her last night, i did a Joe Nolan"
A Joe Nolan by Weakbossman January 9, 2017
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