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a joe
A joe. If you ask for it you usually get a warning at Roblox cafes. It's an epic food for fans of AlbertsStuff- well, Flamingo now. Trollers use it often.
Guy 1: "Can I get a joe?"
Guy 2: "NO TROLLING, WARNING 1."
Guy 1: "But I just wanted a-"
Guy 2: "WARNING 2, BEING RUDE TO STAFF."
Guy 1: "I-"
Guy 2: "NO TROLLING, WARNING 1."
Guy 1: "But I just wanted a-"
Guy 2: "WARNING 2, BEING RUDE TO STAFF."
Guy 1: "I-"
a joe by rewauisfygesaift September 16, 2020
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A Joe
A Joe by DragonGla55 November 2, 2023
a Joe job
This is an unskilled, entry level job stereotypical for young males, such as security, fast food, cashier, cook.
a Joe job by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020
A Joe Mather
An example of a Joe Mather is:
Joe walked over to George and Sara and said “Guyyys! What are you up too?”
Joe walked over to George and Sara and said “Guyyys! What are you up too?”
A Joe Mather by Oh Deer April 6, 2020
A joe cock
A cock which has not been shaved since the 18th century and has a forest of hair growing around its stump. Many girls will suck it and they all lie and say that it’s huge when it infact it is the size of a paper clip. A joe cock owner will tend not to shave even if receiving a bj
A joe cock by A joe cock November 12, 2020
A Joe Nolan
A Joe Nolan by Weakbossman January 9, 2017
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