a joel

Something that seems like a very good idea at first but then turns out to be the worst decision you have ever made.

Sleeping with her seemed good at the time, but it turned out to be a joel.

by awfulshow August 20, 2007

a joel

when someone abruptly leaves a discord call

"joel just did a joel on me"
"Ok."
"fuck off"

by soupkraken December 4, 2020

Joeled

On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.

"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."

by MichaelJCaboose December 20, 2014

Joel

An amazing human who is very kind and handsome, he is there when you need him and he is very layed back, you can count on him to keep promises and when your down he can make you smile, he can be quite annoying sometimes but his humor and love can make up for it, he’s loyal and he believes that personality is what makes a person truly beautiful, he’s quite and shy at first but once you get to know him you learn that he is quite funny, oblivious, and he is quite dumb at times. Over all he is a good person to have in your life and if you catch a Joel keep him Bc if you don’t you will never meet anyone like him.

Wow that guy is so sweet I see why his mother named him Joel.

by I’ll slap the mc-shit outta yo November 10, 2019

Joeled

like winning the lottery and having an orgasm at the same time

OMG I have been joeled, YES

by andergriff January 2, 2015

Joel

Joel is a smart handsome young man who is very friendly and can make the whole room laugh.But make sure not get very friend or his girlfriend will come for you , Joel is a popular kid with many talents and is never scared to do the impossible.

"Who's that's kid over there?"
"Are you serious how can you not know who he is! that's Joel!"

by Geniussid123 August 18, 2014

Joel

An absolute madlad who is relatable to almost anyone. He is extremely calm and his humour and culturedness is extensive.

On top of this he's an absolute unit, although is sometimes introverted.
He also won't miss an opportunity to show his distaste for certain things such as bad music, dark chocolate and apple fangirls.

Bully: Give me your lunch money punk
Joel: Hey guys Joel here
Bully: Oh sorry man my bad. Take my lunch money my guy

by mbruh October 22, 2019