9 definitions by A joe cock
When you have nothing to reply with, or in a dry conversation either over text or in real life. It must be shouted and if written usually has x3!!! It will sort out any dry conversation and is v fun to shout across a classroom or in a teachers face
by A joe cock November 21, 2020
a male who does not conform to the normal traits of a human being. his snapchat private name consists of “bible study 📚” and he often puts photos of his bloody nose on it. he will post his sunday roast on his main story (a sunday roast which he eats every day of the week) and he will post videos of girls bunda and say “rawr she got fat bunda”. he also tends to date youngers with fat jugs
by A joe cock January 2, 2021
A cock which has not been shaved since the 18th century and has a forest of hair growing around its stump. Many girls will suck it and they all lie and say that it’s huge when it infact it is the size of a paper clip. A joe cock owner will tend not to shave even if receiving a bj
by A joe cock November 12, 2020
When a teenager stays up until 12:00 at night. In year 7 most people would consider it an achievement but at the big age of year 10 it’s quite easy. It was first discovered by Alex Rogers on her infamous private story “Alex the red faced twatbag” or “atrftb” for short
“3...2...1... HAPPY HMH”
by A joe cock November 21, 2020
A word to use when you start acting like a spastic in lessons or in groups of people. No one can question it because it is a “serious condition”
by A joe cock November 21, 2020
A word you can shout at your friend when you want their attention. It is said with an accent of the person’s choice and is usually said by screaming and chasing after someone
by A joe cock November 12, 2020
A word said when you are trying to get someone’s attention and they are rude enough to ignore the person. It is said with an accent if the persons choice and is usually said by screaming
by A joe cock November 12, 2020