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A Jeffrey 

Similar to a 'Spliff', a jeffrey consists of many other drugs including marajuana, crushed up E's, opium, Heroine, Angel dust etc. There is not a set drug ratio for the Jeffrey it is decided by the producer of the Jeffrey.

Recently featured in the new movie Get Him to the Greek.
A Jeffrey by Natedawg18 June 29, 2010

the ingredients in a jeffrey 

The ingredients in a "Jeffrey" (from the 2010 movie; "Get Him to the Greek")

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A "Jeffrey" contains the fallowing ingredients according to "Aldous Snow" a fictional character, and leading role in the 2010 movie "Get Him to the Greek"

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(Listed in order of the actual line spoken by the character)

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*Weed mostly. (Marijuana)

*Got a bit of Opium in it. (lachryma papaveris; dried latex obtained from the opium poppy)

*Some Heroin. (diacetylmorphine (INN)), also known as diamorphine (BAN))

*Crunched up E's. (Ecstasy - MDMA)

*Clorox. (cleaning product; primarily bleach)

*Methadone. (Symoron, Dolophine, Amidone, Methadose, Physeptone, Heptadon, Phy)

*Subutex. (Buprenorphine - suboxone)

*Morphine. (MS Contin, MSIR, Avinza, Kadian, Oramorph, Roxanol, Kapanol)

*Peyote. (Lophophora williamsii)

*Some other stuff that's unidentifiable, and I think a little bit of Angel Dust I think if I'm not mistaken. Keep it traditional. (PCP - “Phencyclidine“)
Like a drug Neapolitan.

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Please note that the above topic, definition, and quote, are all from a fictional character in the 2010 comedy; "Get Him to the Greek". And are not to be taken seriously or attempted in real life.
(the ingredients in a Jeffrey)

Aldous: "Aaron, here, take this, it's a "Jeffrey", it'll calm you down".

Aaron: "What's in this? My heart's starting to beat really fast".

pulling a jeffrey 

Look Jeffrey shit in the pool again. Pulling a Jeffrey.
pulling a jeffrey by cbergsyo July 11, 2014

Pull a Jeffrey Dahmer 

“Pulling a Jeffrey Dahmer,” is when someone cannibalizes or eats a another humans flesh. First made famous by Kesha’s song “Cannibal,” Jeffrey Dahmer was an American Serial killer who was known for killing his victims and then eating there flesh.
Yeah, I’ll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer.

Or
I’m so hungry I could pull a Jeffrey Dahmer.

A Jeffrey Pluff 

Sex after not washing your balls for weeks.
YO,I just got back from the gym and gave her a Jeffrey Pluff that moinstat 7 wont even clear up.

pulling a jeffrey 

To take a joke or prank too far
1: Dude stop lying
2: I wasn't lying!!!
1:You lie too much

2:At least I'm not a fag like you

1:I'm joking! Quit pulling a Jeffrey
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