A Jacob

To make plans to do something then when that time comes reject all plans and stay in bed

"Did you go to that part on Saturday?" "Nah man I was going to but I did an A Jacob instead"

by Vil villa June 16, 2016

A jacob

When you have mixed feelings for someone😘💦 or 😤😒

I think I have a jacob for someone

by Sarah.k April 30, 2017

A Jacob

When Your mate called Jacob gets mad as fuck and starts screaming because you killed his minecraft dog

NO STOP DOING A JACOB

by Zach-41 February 10, 2021

A Jacob

A name you use when you don’t want to use your real name. A good and convincing fake name. No one is named Jacob

Jordan told Tyler he was A Jacob.

by garboojizz October 18, 2022

A jacob

To pull a cringe joke is to pull a jacob

Jacob: "that's Squarer than my square body hehehuhuhehe." Other person: you just pulled a jacob"

by You just pulled a jacob July 11, 2025

A Jacob Bryan Friendship

In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.

Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small

by liljjblingbling December 19, 2023

A Jacob Dust up

A Jacob Dust up is when a male from Kent decides to embrace themselves as a homosexual and rather enjoy it.

Do you know what, It’s about time I try a Jacob Dust up.

by Alfred Dunnam March 4, 2024