A hammer 

There are different tiers that one can pack in a bowl. All must be pulled through. The first most basic tier is the snap; merely a small amount of marijuana. The next tier is chop (1/2 weed & 1/2 tobacco). Finally is the hammer (1/3 weed & 1/3 tobacco & 1/3 kief). Hence the name hammer.

"Are you actually about to pack a hammer."
"Yeah this trio of ingredients is about to put me on my ass."
"You're about to be coughing like a motherfucker."

A hammer by Kush Colonel 69 March 8, 2017

A Hammer 

When a girl is very tall and muscular and can beat up most men .

Yo that Alex girl is a hammer!

A Hammer by will bentley November 8, 2007

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

Pack a hammer 

The art of placing a large dip (snuff, not chew) between your lip and gums. Packing a hammer is the same as saying that you're going to pack a fatty, but a different way of saying it.

Adam: "Hey Tony, wanna go pack a hammer?"

Tony: "Is that even a question? Of course I do!"

Pack a hammer by dipmasterwintergreen May 5, 2014

Drop a Hammer 

A saying used to describe the expulsion of a large bowl movement that's urgency grows quickly and unexpectedly.

"Damn Griff, that Old Country Buffet really got me. Stop at this Dunkin Donuts so I can drop a hammer."

Drop a Hammer by SwankyJohn October 9, 2014

do you want a hammer? 

This is said when someone unintentionally makes a loud noise.

1) *Drops plate*
2) Do you want a hammer?

do you want a hammer? by ducky1608 March 31, 2007

poop a hammer 

1. This phenomenon occurs mostly to town drunks after a night pounding cheap local beer and sobering up with a hearty platter of taco bell cheesy gordita crunches. The following morning the drunkard awakes to a wretched pain in their stomach and passes what appears to be a hammer through their bowels

2. Manually sticking a ball-peen hammer up the anus then dropping a deuce.

..................i just had to poop a hammer..............that's the last time i sit on my utility belt.........

poop a hammer by Your mom likes my dong October 16, 2009