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to tighten you penile muscles, thus making the penis in an errect form - perform a short lift of the shaft.
I performed a gib to impress her
A Gib by Mamma Bull September 23, 2019
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shimmed a gib

when you are the next one in a farting contest and you let out some of the solids.
Sam: "you're next, Jon"
Jon: **brrrrrrrp** "whoops, I just shimmed a gib"
shimmed a gib by nimst March 20, 2024

Gib Gob a Job 

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates
The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.
Gib Gob a Job by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024

Doing a Gibby 

Doing a Gibby

This refers to the process where an individual fails to take things as far as they possibly could. This may be for several reasons including: a fear of the unknown; a lack of willingness to commit and/or a shear lack of golf balls. Repeatedly doing a Gibby can often lead to ridicule from friends and those closest to you but they do this purely for your benefit and with no ulterior motive.

Can also be used to describe doing random or slightly camp actions , such as giving oddballs lifts, drinking appletiser and lsitening to alphabeat.

Colloquial expression used predominantly in the West Coast of Scotland, in particular North Ayrshire where this form of action is often prevaelent.

"He could have had her."
"Yup, he's doing a Gibby."
Doing a Gibby by DaCorr February 4, 2009

Skew a gibe

So sorry friend! I feel like we're skew a gibe when the weird shit hues down .
*goes
A overly camp man who has all the traits of a gay man but sleeps with women. Lives on a diet of subway salads and humus and never drinks on a night out unless there is a ready supply of Bacardi Breezer's, reefs or WKDs behind the bar, in which case these will only be drunk 'strawpedo' style.
"Look at that guy over there in his Mini Cooper rocking the deep V t-shirt"

"Man, what a Gibbo!!"
A Gibbo by WineandCheese January 22, 2014

Do A Gibbo' 

A slang term for 'get lost'. Can also be used to replace 'fuck off'
Person 1: Your jacket smells like piss.

Person 2: Listen, why don't you "Do A Gibbo'"?!
Do A Gibbo' by kenadams123 January 5, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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