A Cockout

When your woman is horny, but you tell her you are to tired to do it.

She wanted sex bad last night but I pulled a cockout.

by glassballs4u November 6, 2016

It turned from a cookout into a cock-out

Used humorously to describe a situation that started normal, fun, or chill (like a BBQ with friends), but suddenly went totally out of control, chaotic, or unexpectedly sexual. It plays on the rhyme between cookout (grill party) and cock-out (slang for male genitals being exposed).

"We thought it would just be burgers and beer, but after midnight… it turned from a cookout into a cock-out."

"The meeting was fine at first, but when everyone started shouting, it turned from a cookout into a cock-out."

by Bestil August 25, 2025

Cock out of a carrot

A phrase used to describe a someone of low intellect stating that they cannot do as simple a task as carving a phallus object into a penis.

He’s so dumb he can’t even make a cock out of a carrot.

by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020