a Calvin

To be so sad that you go home drunk and alone, cry and masturbate using your own tears as lubrication.

Jon:Dude got dumped on Valentine's Day.
Ace: He's going home to pull a Calvin.

by Varnell August 7, 2006

A Calvin special

To turn on/arouse members of the opposite gender with stunning looks and a huge wang hanging from one’s crouch area; to have sex with baddies in the drug store casually and because you can; to use one’s tongue in provocative ways in and around one’s genitals.

Right Rosey, tonight you’re getting the Calvin special.

I didn’t plan on having anal sex, until she asked me to go down on her & pleasure her hairy gootch with a Calvin special.

by D Nasty December 1, 2020

Being a Calvin

To be a leech and always expect others to do the work for you

No I don’t have answers for you. Stops being a Calvin

by Dream_Team September 4, 2020

pull a Calvin

to play somebody or purposely get them sprung
to hurt somebody ruthlessly
to mess with somebody's head to confuse

girl: Omg, i loved him so much. He was everything i ever wanted, but he won't even talk to me anymore... I'm so hurt. (crying)
guy: Damn did he just pull a Calvin?
girl: Yess! Idk why but i still love him...

by a-shiizzle October 31, 2009

pulling a calvin

to be threatening, to threaten someone as a joke.

"not you pulling a calvin haha i’m so scared!!"

by reggietwitter December 3, 2020

answering a higher calling

To act in service to a higher i.e. more noble cause, a greater good. Often indicating an action undertaken at the behest of a Higher Power, such as a supreme being or deity, or some conception of justice and the morally right; motivation for personal growth and/or individual sacrifice for the greater good.

The lawyer quit her lucrative position as a private defense attorney and instead became a low paid public defender because she was answering a higher calling.

by Nacho Momma May 4, 2015

Who you callin' a bitch? Bitch!

When somebody calls you a bitch, you gotta stand yo ground. This simple phrase completely uno-reverses somebody calling you a bitch. Don't overuse it tho. It could lead to endless bitching...

Definition: Official Bitch Reverse
Person 1: Why you over here lookin' like a bitch?

Person 2: Who you callin' a bitch? Bitch!

Person 1: (0_0)

by TheUrbanBourban January 22, 2020