a Calvin
To be so sad that you go home drunk and alone, cry and masturbate using your own tears as lubrication.
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A Calvin special
To turn on/arouse members of the opposite gender with stunning looks and a huge wang hanging from one’s crouch area; to have sex with baddies in the drug store casually and because you can; to use one’s tongue in provocative ways in and around one’s genitals.
Right Rosey, tonight you’re getting the Calvin special.
I didn’t plan on having anal sex, until she asked me to go down on her & pleasure her hairy gootch with a Calvin special.
I didn’t plan on having anal sex, until she asked me to go down on her & pleasure her hairy gootch with a Calvin special.
A Calvin special by D Nasty December 1, 2020
Being a Calvin
Being a Calvin by Dream_Team September 4, 2020
pull a Calvin
to play somebody or purposely get them sprung
to hurt somebody ruthlessly
to mess with somebody's head to confuse
to hurt somebody ruthlessly
to mess with somebody's head to confuse
girl: Omg, i loved him so much. He was everything i ever wanted, but he won't even talk to me anymore... I'm so hurt. (crying)
guy: Damn did he just pull a Calvin?
girl: Yess! Idk why but i still love him...
guy: Damn did he just pull a Calvin?
girl: Yess! Idk why but i still love him...
pull a Calvin by a-shiizzle October 31, 2009
pulling a calvin
pulling a calvin by reggietwitter December 3, 2020
answering a higher calling
To act in service to a higher i.e. more noble cause, a greater good. Often indicating an action undertaken at the behest of a Higher Power, such as a supreme being or deity, or some conception of justice and the morally right; motivation for personal growth and/or individual sacrifice for the greater good.
The lawyer quit her lucrative position as a private defense attorney and instead became a low paid public defender because she was answering a higher calling.
answering a higher calling by Nacho Momma May 4, 2015
Who you callin' a bitch? Bitch!
When somebody calls you a bitch, you gotta stand yo ground. This simple phrase completely uno-reverses somebody calling you a bitch. Don't overuse it tho. It could lead to endless bitching...
Definition: Official Bitch Reverse
Person 1: Why you over here lookin' like a bitch?
Person 2: Who you callin' a bitch? Bitch!
Person 1: (0_0)
Person 1: Why you over here lookin' like a bitch?
Person 2: Who you callin' a bitch? Bitch!
Person 1: (0_0)
Who you callin' a bitch? Bitch! by TheUrbanBourban January 22, 2020
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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