A Brandon
A Brandon by Tommy oakes July 28, 2021
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a brandon
Doing a brandon comes down to one of 2 scenarios 1. being too soft to partake in anything which may raise your heart rate sightly. Or 2. Being a selfish lazy cunt that is unable to enjoy new things or the outdoors.
a brandon by Alibaba2k21 February 23, 2021
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Pulling a Brandon
When a certain individual (usually male) wears a specific piece of clothing for a consecutive amount of days without going through the act of washing it.
Hey John! That is like the third day you wore those Adidas joggers in a row! Quit Pulling a Brandon!
Pulling a Brandon by Brian Ngo May 11, 2016
Hung Like a Brandon
Brandon: I'm black down under
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon
Hung Like a Brandon by Brandon Zhang January 21, 2007
To Pull A Brandon
Verb
Thinking Way Too Much At Nite! As Soon As The Sun Goes Down, Your I.Q. Rises And You Think More Deeply.
Thinking Way Too Much At Nite! As Soon As The Sun Goes Down, Your I.Q. Rises And You Think More Deeply.
To Pull A Brandon by McPoofy December 17, 2004
pull a brandon
pull a brandon by Strawberries short ass May 21, 2017
Pulling a Brandon
When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) specifies an ETA for coming back or logging on, but end up appearing out of nowhere hours past the ETA.
Pulling a Brandon by Sincerely, reptilian overlords June 6, 2019
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