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a blue hole 

A city run by Democrats for generations which is marked by crime, gangs, corruption and high costs.
Man, Detroit has been a blue hole for years!
a blue hole by I, Wreckerrr December 29, 2020

a blue man 

When you jerk off really hard for forty-five seconds, then walk away without finishing.
I only had a minute before work, so I gave myself a blue man.
a blue man by donnie e September 15, 2008

A Blue Carrot 

Using a penis ring to block circulation in the erect penis. Maintaining the erection for a prolonged period of time. This allows the man to have intercourse without ever losing his erection. Though as a consequence of the ring te penis turns blue.
Oh last night my man gave me the A Blue Carrot! He went on on and on. That's why I'm so tired.
A Blue Carrot by abluecarrot May 20, 2010

A Blue Peter 

A ready rolled joint . For that special occasion. Taken from the children's show of the same name , and their "here's one I made earlier " quote
A. You coming out for a smoke ?

B. Yeah !

A.Ok

B. I have a Blue Peter

A. You absolute legend
A Blue Peter by Haako September 19, 2015

a blue blowhorn 

(noun) a horny person who can't get any
what a blue blowhorn; he's way too horny, which is probably why he never gets any. sad.
a blue blowhorn by chewlo March 14, 2006

a blue SUV 

most maniacs find themselves driving this type of car. beware.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear about how Josselyn got run over by a blue SUV?"

Guy 2: "Oh shit, really? Fuck..."
a blue SUV by BlaizenTen September 20, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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