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When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard

(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?

Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣

Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke

Have a 9-1-1-derful day 

A pleasant way for a cop to end a police interaction.
"Ma'am, you're free to go. Have a 9-1-1-derful day!"

pop a 911 

My biggest enemy is me
Pop a 911 -Lady Gaga
pop a 911 by daveknockwin September 17, 2020

Pop a 911 

I have to go pop a 911
Pop a 911 by ahenry79 September 19, 2020

Pop a 911 

Call help.

In the song, she is talking about some mental health issue, so it basically means she wants to stop what she feels sometimes.
"My biggest enemy is me, pop a 911" - Lady Gaga 911
Pop a 911 by ellaRo September 11, 2020

pop a 911 

to hit a cop; to pop a cop
“hey did you hear what lady gaga said? pop a 911!”

“yep we letting pigs fly this year!”
pop a 911 by spicypacks August 28, 2020