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September 23: Knee-a-guy day 

September 23, the day where you get to knee a guy where the sun doesn't shine. They get to slap our ass on April 11th? We get to knee them n the balls.
Jason: OW WHAT THE HELL

Katie: Its September 23: Knee-a-guy day, darling. Hope you make it to class in time.😘
When two people who are not in a romantic relationship engage in sexual intercourse on one occasion and don't develop a serious relationship after.
We ended up just having a 1,2,3. I don't see us being in a serious relationship soon
A 1,2,3 by Heyitsj000 March 3, 2019

the half-life decay of plutonium-239 in a zinc-aluminum material lined caging 

caged plutonium which is a transuranic material that has a half-life of 24,065 years, making it decay (into different elements) inside a zinc-aluminum hull (the aluminum delicates due to the radiation and thus might crumble depending on the weight of plutonium-239) but doesn't rust as easily due to the zinc coating
"Our team have created a simulation of the half-life decay of plutonium-239 in a zinc-aluminum material lined caging scenario."

s.y.s.a.t.j.g.m.o.10.1.2.3.g.i.g.y.p 

See you sexy and them jeans got me on 10 1 2 3 girl I got you pinned
It always wyd and never S.Y.S.A.T.J.G.M.O.10.1.2.3.G.I.G.Y.P

National Slap a Tall Friend Day (23rd April 

Slap your Tallest Friend Day
National Slap a Tall Friend Day (23rd April

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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes