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A [Bill Clinton]

A penis that is bent or crooked, not directly straight from end to end.
A Bill Clinton is a penis that is not straight. See Bill Clinton for more.
A [Bill Clinton] by Dan Asthenia December 21, 2008
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A Bill Clinton 

The sexual act of recieving felatio while maintianing a perfect telephone conversation. Mastery of this act is considered achieved if one can ejaculate during the conversation without the person on the line suspecting anything is abnormal.
My mom called last night and just to mess with me Suzie gave me A Bill Clinton.
A Bill Clinton by S Gill January 26, 2007

A Bill Clinton 

A picture of the Washinton Monument as the poser's penis while sitting somewhere on the National Mall in DC. A picture is considered a "scandal" if the poser gets a female to "Monica" the monument.
Dude I got A Bill Clinton in DC this weekend
A Bill Clinton by zap23 October 4, 2010

Pull a Bill Clinton 

To engage in sexual conduct with a woman while said woman is wearing a blue dress, then ejaculate upon said dress.
"Your dress has a stain on it! What happened!"
"My boyfriend wanted to pull a Bill Clinton"
"Oh wow...you're moving quickly!"
Pull a Bill Clinton by foochikapesta September 4, 2018

Pulling a Bill Clinton 

Being a sexual deviant while having a girlfriend/wife.
Dude, you still having sex with Kari? You're pulling a Bill Clinton.

Pulling a Bill Clinton 

Cheating on your wife with an intern, preferably Monica Lewinsky, then lying about it for a couple of months to finally go on and make a public apology in which you stress your right to privacy and by means of which you can actually pull it of to gain wide public political support for your deceptive ways.
Hey look at Michael. He never refrains from pulling a Bill Clinton and his wife always lets him off the hook.

Buss a Bill Clinton 

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth during oral sex.

Credit: jacob kirschbaum
Shorty gave most amazing head ever that I buss a bill Clinton in her mouth
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