9th April

The day where friends are allowed to hook up and never have to talk about it again

The 9th April is a friend-hook-up-day

9th April by lispie April 7, 2021

9th april

National neck day

“Bro I need to neck her it’s national neck day on 9th April”

9th april by Bill Michell May 21, 2018

9th april

It’s national winifred day, squeeze your nan and tell her you love her

it’s 9th april run up wall nan

9th april by guest67876 April 23, 2020

9th April

the day where qihom gets spanked

korn: “It’s the 9th April, it’s about to get wild!”
michael: “Yoo, that’s kinda messed up man”

9th April by k0rniy December 2, 2023

April 9th 

National fuck a friend day

Joshua: Hey Vanessa, it's April 9th. Get ready and let's fuck!

April 9th by Ou_yboii May 20, 2020

April 9th 

International Drop Kick a Rapist day

“Hey man, how are you celebrating April 9th?”
“Disrupting a church ceremony.”

April 9th by alias.41 March 31, 2021

April 9th 

April 9 is national slap ass day so be bold and slap some ass

I'm going to be slapping ass on April 9th

April 9th by National manrrr April 9, 2019