1.99 

The oldest, most annoying marketing trick ever used in history. When stores say 1.99 just to make it sound cheaper when it's actually 2.

Mcdonkel's lowered the price of thier "burgers", now it's only 1.99!
You mean 2?

1.99 by Magnusbon May 25, 2014

1 girl 99 stomps 

A CCTV footage of a man and a woman in a apartment, when the man brutally stomps the woman many times to her death, then he takes it to a elevator and it ends there.

Person 1: "have you saw the video 1 girl 99 stomps?"
Person 2: "yeah it was horrible and sad"

1 girl 99 stomps by nfsvsforza February 1, 2023

rule 99.1 

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.

Friend 1: Huh... I didn't know about rule 99.1.

Friend 2: Me either...

Friend 1: ...I'll get the Crisco.

rule 99.1 by Quacker1 February 16, 2008

rule social b 99.1 

If friends spend more then 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation

the Defination is pretty clear... rule social b 99.1 is to be used when friends cannot decide what to do for 60 minutes or more.

rule social b 99.1 by Sky Claw September 2, 2009

Rule 99.1 

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do they must default to sexual experimentation.

Friend A: So what do you want to do?
Friend B: Still no ideas.
Friend A: Wait, I think theres a rule about this.
(Gets rule book and reads rule 99.1 outloud)
Friend B: Huh.
Friend A: I did not know that rule.
Friend B: Me neither.
Friend A: I'll go get the Crisco.
- XKCD Comic # 330

Rule 99.1 by Ayame13 January 22, 2010

99-1 

99% fart, 1% shit. It's kind of like sharting.

Guy- "Eww dude, it sounded like you just 99-1'd. Are you gonna go wipe that?"

99-1 by rnldlfrnr September 13, 2011

99/1 

you wrote 9/11 wrong, dummy

"Damn, I wish 99/1 never happened"

"The hell is 99/1?"

99/1 by thehellamidoinghere June 22, 2023