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These conversations.
These poems.
They're all
just ways to endure.
To help me carry on
when I can't
go on.
May they become
my wings.
Are the numbers...
still
in their places?
Did you ever
look at
those framed poems?
The ones
I left for you
instead
of my
photos.
Did you ever
come looking
for me?
And now...
Is this
my conversation
with you?
Or
my conversation
with myself?
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Cream 950 

Once upon a time there was a man named Ja Pedo and he manufactured shoes in a Japanese sweatshop made in China. All shoes tags contained made in China until one day the most perfect white shoe was made which was to be sold to the whitest man made. It went on bid auction at Footlocker and was bought by a mystery caller from Nigeria however it turned out that they were fake and was handed down to the Russians for $400. The Russians decided to hand down the object of whiteness for the leader to wear; the ultimate white shoes for the ultimate bad boy, they thought. It fell into the hands one day later of yours truely, Vlad Putin. He saw these shoes and decided to wear themon his GF (god feet) the next day with his meeting with Obama on Trump, to show his support for white morons running America. The next day he found yellow stained shoes that smelled like a nuke puke was performed on them. He has unfortunately thrown them behind the cupboard where is assistant Sergey Sogay had done the two most ultimate nukes since the Americans bombed Japan for fun and the end of the war most importantly. And that, folks, is the legend of the Cream 950 shoes.
Putin~ "Me loves some cream 950 on me soviet GF"
Cream 950 by SliceofJesus December 30, 2016

$50 = $49,999,950 

It is an INVESTMENT by JAMIE DIMON in JP MORGAN CHASE that is being wagered.

It is an MCA OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN insurance policy.

It only works in NEXT LEVEL METAMATHEMATICAL secrecy.
Well with that obvious success of managing to HOMONGENSEXUAL TRESPASS ONE AND HOMONGENSEXUAL TRESPASS TWO plus SAN MATEO CHASE branch putting off this CATHARCTIC PERSONALITY ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILE as ALAN I WALDMAN is that investment of $50 gotten out of his hide as JAMIE DIMON is in the driver's seat to make $50 = $49,999,950 to in turn equal that cool $50,000,000.

OK , ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE yes this PED0PHILE has knowledge about what premium to charge for a $50,000,000 one day term LIFE medical policy as $50 = $49,999,950 if the EVENT OCCURS AGAIN.

Hey AMICI'S and DION YAGHOOBI DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS at SOFIA'S PIZZA EAST has all that power being in LAS VEGAS along with STEPHANIE JOANNE ANGELINA GERMONOTTA to push ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILE out of every pizza place and ITALIAN RESTAURANT as just by wagering a cool $50 = $49,999,950 OUT of EATILY success and those HOMOSEXUAL OPPRESSORS to slam dunk end up by phone calling the PIZZA CONVENTION of all ITALIAN PIZZA and EATERIES including the DOMINOES that SEAN BARRINGTON SHARON LINDA BARRINTON'S SON works at given she had a friendly CORAL SPRINGS LAS VEGAS formerly MAMA'S AND PAPA'S PIZZA lengthy conversation with SLEEPY HEAD himself DION YAGHOOBI , who said to SHARON, "no worries, I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING ", even as late a TOPOLOGY BOOK of his at AMICI'S and commit that motherfucker ASSH0LE as don't worry everyone can "DO THE MATH".

$49,999,950 = $50

This is a LIVE URBAN DICK AT STACKS , take that from LITTLE BLACK B0Y your dues.

Well , JAMIE DIMON lost the wager as the SHAREHOLDERS objected to this retention bonus.

APPLICATION OF $50 WAGER if JAMIE DIMON was awarded as his FRIENDS.

DUE TO LOSS, I GOT WELCHED AT THE STACKS restaurant .
Well, ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE you could get your $50 back for that cool $49,999,950 = $50 as notice it isure does for a PEDOPHILE as so indicative of LAS VEGAS where that WORLD TRADE CENTER RARE ISSUE NOT AUTHORIZED COIN in EMINEM'S COLLECTION found it's way to you for his assault on you AND theft of your stuff at JOE SHOONEY PARK but the only thing that PAWN SHOP was told to.lie about it's genuineness and the other PAWN gave you a lousy $20 as the guy played coy as being aghast of you but he immediately closed up his PAWN SHOP with his WIFE but here you are dealing with a CEO OF A BANK that will , give $50 back but you will not get anything else directly from them.

Well $50 = $49,999,950 if JAMIE DIMON CEO JP MORGAN CHASE as many wagered that he would prevail as you see how it works in the world of BIG WHEELS.

Well, PEDOPHILE you are getting to go up to the restaurant bring the cool BILL payment of part of my $49,999,950 = $50 as he got a new ENEMY as now being CHASED BY CHASE in as many ways as possible as in otherwords, ALAN I WALDMAN to CHASE = C0PR0PHILE H0M0SEXUAL ASSH0LE SHITEATER.

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