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9 inch shlong 

a word that boys use to cover up how big there pp is
i have a 9 inch shlong
9 inch shlong by big chungus 69 420 November 30, 2020

9 inch pie 

An insult because 9 inch pies are too small for normal people
Oh my god! You’re such a 9 inch pie!
9 inch pie by Soupqueen13 May 12, 2018

9 inch punisher 

The (Not so secret) weapon of the Legendary Jonathan K Mina,
Its rumored to have a chilling irrrefusable call similar to the sirens from the Odyssey, But proves to be the effective while dealing with Asian jailbait
Asian Girl 1: Holyshit did you feel that 9 inch punisher yet? Its to Die for.!.!
Asian girl 2: No! But i dream of the day where i'm lucky enough!
9 inch punisher by DepthsHigh November 24, 2014

9 inch long 

What are you, fucking gay? You look up 9 inch long because you want to beat your meat cause you're gay.
Nigga you gay, you looked up a 9 inch long dick
9 inch long by I'm gayyyyyy November 12, 2017

6.9 Inch Vibrator 

In many people's opinion is the nicest and jiggliest vibrator on the market. It is often used at Lesbian Lary's lesbian slumber parties.
Lesbian Lary bought 69 6.9 inch vibrators.
6.9 Inch Vibrator by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Ben's Huge 9-inch cock 

What can I say, Ben just has a huge girthy cock, its so veiny and huge.
Have you seen Ben's Huge 9-inch cock, its massive and i want it inside me.
Ben's Huge 9-inch cock by Toucher5090 February 17, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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