8 track 

an obsolete form of media, primarily used in the 70s. 8-tracks were the 80s equivalent of the cassette tape or the 90s version of the CD, except that you could not rewind or fast forward, but you were able to skip into another sector of the 8 track (aka the 'track')

Kid #1: Check out my 76 AMC Matador. I paid $300 for it, but the dude I bought it from said he's throw in the original 8 track player for an additional $100.

Kid #2: You fucking tool. No one has used 8 tracks in 20 years, at least.

Kid #1: damn

8 track by ricky roma October 10, 2003

8 track 

and old school tape systemdat was alternative to the tapes we use today

hevy d up in ma 8 track

8 track by 1 tru JOKA July 15, 2003

8 track 

1/8 ounce of marijuana.

Yo dogg, lemme get an 8 track.

8 track by Robbie October 24, 2004

8 track 

Either used to decribe something outdated or obsolete, or something that is "retro-chic".

You're driving a 72 Lincoln? Man, that is so 8 track!

8 track by unidyne November 25, 2003

8- track 

a dimebag. a bag of pot (weed) that costs ten dollars.

i smoked an 8-track last night

8- track by EDDIEMARK September 8, 2005

8 track tapeworm 

A song stuck in your head, on auto-repeat since 1966.

Having blown their cash on a then-state-of-the-art sound system for the band truck, the guys only had enough to buy one tape. For the last five decades, Martha and the Vandellas had been singing endlessly in his head - "It's like a heatwave, burnin' in my hea-a-art, can't keep from a-cry-in', tearin' me apa-a-art", his personal 8 track tapeworm.

8 track tapeworm by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020

The 8 Track Man 

The 8 Track man is one of the deadliest forces on the planet, scorned from being obsoleted he comes in the night and tears out the eyes of people who fall asleep while listeng to a walkman, Cd walkman, or any sort of Mp3 player.

Dude 2: Shit Dude, what the hell happend to your eyes???

Dude 1: I dunno i went to sleep listening to my Ipod and woke up with no eyes....

Dude 2: Duuude... The 8 Track Man got you dude

The 8 Track Man by Jimmy-Mac Fee August 17, 2009