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If you ever look at your watch or clock and it is 7:17, it is time to dance and chant "7:17", but once it is 7:18 you can stop.
"Hey guys it's 7:17"
"7:17, 7:17, 7:17, 7:17..."
"Hey guys, now it's 7:18."
"Oh"
7:17 by Dameon Fralton September 30, 2007

17.7.2006 

You probb have a twin brother/sister and you are the most amazing friend that exist. If you are born that date, you are probbaly art soul and we love you
I was born 17.7.2006
17.7.2006 by 17.7.2006 November 23, 2021

Genesis 17:7

I will establish my covenant between me and you, and your descendants after you throughout their generations for an everlasting covenant, to be God to you and to your descendants after you.
Hym "And there you have it! Genesis 17:7 That's the whole racket right there. The first breeder God is just the breeder who decides what happens and then he makes deals with other breeders so they get to be God and then that breeder hands it down to their kids. And if I want to do anything I'm not already doing then I'm evil. If I want to fuck and I'm not fucking 'Lust.' If I want money and I don't have money 'Greed.' It's all a racket to control the baby dicks. And of you figure it out their response is 'If you know you know (but knowing doesn't mean you're going to be able to do anything about it)' because there's always a quiet part they aren't saying out loud. They want to control your life forever... But they also like to have a little fun with it so they also torture you just a little... It's like the thing I'm doing but... In reverse... I'll save that one for later... But that's the funny part I just saw a video of a jiu jistu (yeah it IS disturbing and I was going to bring up the sound of silence next) video and the guy's losing, right? But his daughter jumps in and attacks the guy who's winning and the premise of the video is that HE'S a REAL man. Because that's what you're supposed to do. That's the deal. You let them win and they consider you a real person."
Genesis 17:7 by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19 

Person 1: Do you know the first 8 prime numbers?
Person 2: Yes. 2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19.
Person 1: Great job!
2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19 by prb915FC November 23, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JosE Robles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Is Set Free 06/17/2025<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JosE Robles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Is Set Free 06/17/2025<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JosE Robles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> Is Set Free 06/17/2025<.7.9.7.6.>

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 

This is how to count to 20. Pretty sure you already know this.
I am going to count to 20. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20.
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