A guy who acts like a woman but is also a stupid fuck. Always complains about the simplest things, won't do anything for anyone and can't do shit. Likes cock in there asshole.
*3 buddies are at a Chilis*
TristanLarry: Hey Evan pass the ketchup.
EvanRaftobitch: No, I can't, I'm too cool and I'm a major douchebag faggot.
SamSwag: *Drunk AF* C'mon Evam, just pass him the damn kethcupz
EvanRaftobitch: Nah, I already said I'm a cocksucker and I can't.
TristanLarry: Wow, you're mean, we can never be friends anymore because I'm a fuckin crying poon.
SamSwag: *Drunk* Yous guyzes are fucking bitchassnigga. You bitchassniggazz stop complai -- *too drunk and passes out*
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.