*3 buddies are at a Chilis*
TristanLarry: Hey Evan
pass the ketchup.
EvanRaftobitch: No, I can't, I'm too cool and I'm a
major douchebag faggot.
SamSwag: *Drunk AF* C'mon Evam, just pass him the damn kethcupz
EvanRaftobitch: Nah, I already said I'm a
cocksucker and I can't.
TristanLarry: Wow, you're mean, we can never be friends anymore because I'm a fuckin crying poon.
SamSwag: *Drunk* Yous guyzes are fucking bitchassnigga. You bitchassniggazz stop complai -- *too drunk and passes out*