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69 ways to say penis 

1. penis
2. dick
3. cock
4. johnson
5. phallus
6. pp
7. cummer
8. erector
9. 8==D
10. pisser
11. natural dildo
12. reproducer
13. ejaculator
14. meat
15. beef jerky
16. cylinder
17. master
18. fucker
19. penith
20. peen
21. pent
22. pentanyl
23. pencil
24. pen
25. pentagon
26. peepee
27. peep
28. peeper
29. pepper
30. dr pepper
31. hand abused child
32. golf club
33. hockey stick
34. stick
35. third leg
36. dickballs
37. lightsaber
38. peer
39. fella
40. lil fella
41. thing
42. member
43. dong
44. ding dong
45. dingaling
46. ding dong ditch
47. dingle
48. meat cigar
49. bottle
50. water bottle
51. jizzer
52. jizzler
53. firework
54. assfucker
55. pussyfucker
56. vaginafucker
57. pregnator
58. babymaker
59. breadwinner
60. bread
61. banana
62. eggplant
63. carrot
64. zucchini
65. cucumber
66. jalapeño
67. jalapeñis
68. tube
69. tunnel
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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