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average length (inches) of a mid-European penis (eg. German)
The Irishman's average 6.5" penis outstretched the German's 5.3" weapon
5.3 by Jake January 10, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
smaller than a jew

fun sized minus the fun

nick birch minus 5.2 inches
how small is too small you may wonder? well folks, it looks like we've finally got yall an answer. 5.3 has officially been labeled as TOO SMALL!
happy november b.
5.3 by ifuckinghatenaomi6969696969 October 31, 2022
the average teenage height. if your taller that 5'3 stop growing and if your shorter than 5'3 keep growing.
dang! that 5'3 girl can get any guy she wants!
5'3 by lskfdoisdnwd May 21, 2009

5'3 syndrome

Someone who is wayyy to mad over a situation
"Man she called me a dick for leaving her on delivered"
"Dude don't even worry about it she's got 5'3 syndrome
5'3 syndrome by Ddaawwgg December 7, 2021
Basically just a redesigned 302/5.0 ford that is way to overhyped for what it is
Look dude I just bought a 5.3 ls and I’m going to upgrade it and beat everyone on the road including a hellcat
5.3 lS by Jklg25 July 1, 2022
The average penis size for a sixth grader. If you're shorter than that, don't worry, it gets better.
Little hoe, little bitch, suck my 5.3 inch dick!
5.3 inch by ruSkY puSS-PUsS April 20, 2018
Drinking: When you're in 5th gear cruisin, hit 3rd red-lined, then take forth and send it - usually applied during day drinking
In a sentence/conversation: Q-What should we do tonight.
A-Fuck it- let's 5-3-4

Synonyms: Second Wind, Throttle Up and, and Send it

Antonyms: Go to bed>, pump the breaks>, and >you little bitch
5-3-4 by BillCharles December 19, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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