5.3

average length (inches) of a mid-European penis (eg. German)

The Irishman's average 6.5" penis outstretched the German's 5.3" weapon

by Jake January 11, 2004

5.3 lS

Basically just a redesigned 302/5.0 ford that is way to overhyped for what it is

Look dude I just bought a 5.3 ls and I’m going to upgrade it and beat everyone on the road including a hellcat

by Jklg25 July 02, 2022

5.3 inch

The average penis size for a sixth grader. If you're shorter than that, don't worry, it gets better.

Little hoe, little bitch, suck my 5.3 inch dick!

by ruSkY puSS-PUsS November 10, 2017

NOKIA 5.3

This is a word that is very synonymous to rubbish

Your father behaves like Nokia 5.3

by Vick_21 April 11, 2021

NOKIA 5.3

A word that is very synonymous to rubbish

Your father looks very much like a Nokia 5.3

by Vick_21 April 11, 2021

5.3

smaller than a jew

fun sized minus the fun

nick birch minus 5.2 inches

how small is too small you may wonder? well folks, it looks like we've finally got yall an answer. 5.3 has officially been labeled as TOO SMALL!
happy november b.

by ifuckinghatenaomi6969696969 October 31, 2022