5.3

average length (inches) of a mid-European penis (eg. German)

The Irishman's average 6.5" penis outstretched the German's 5.3" weapon

by Jake January 10, 2004

5.3 lS

Basically just a redesigned 302/5.0 ford that is way to overhyped for what it is

Look dude I just bought a 5.3 ls and I’m going to upgrade it and beat everyone on the road including a hellcat

by Jklg25 July 01, 2022

5.3 inch

The average penis size for a sixth grader. If you're shorter than that, don't worry, it gets better.

Little hoe, little bitch, suck my 5.3 inch dick!

by ruSkY puSS-PUsS April 20, 2018

5.3 LS

A somewhat high powered motor built by GM that breaks exhaust manifold bolts and drops lifters making it sound like a retarded clock but somehow by the power of god lasts up to 300,000 miles with good care.

“Dude my truck has a 5.3 LS in it”

“How bad does it tick?”

“Only on startup but it has over 300 thousand miles”

by the.bitchin.rado August 16, 2025

NOKIA 5.3

A word that is very synonymous to rubbish

Your father looks very much like a Nokia 5.3

by Vick_21 April 11, 2021

5.3

smaller than a jew

fun sized minus the fun

nick birch minus 5.2 inches

how small is too small you may wonder? well folks, it looks like we've finally got yall an answer. 5.3 has officially been labeled as TOO SMALL!
happy november b.

by ifuckinghatenaomi6969696969 October 31, 2022

NOKIA 5.3

This is a word that is very synonymous to rubbish

Your father behaves like Nokia 5.3

by Vick_21 April 11, 2021