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5-Minute Crafts

One of the most awful content farms on the internet, along with Blossom/So Yummy. They'll post the same "hacks" and "tips" over and over again, many of which are really dangerous, especially for their target audience - kids.

Some people will say that they're completely blind to the danger of most of the actions in their videos, but they probably know what they're doing - after all, publicity is publicity.
1. Person A: "Gee, how'd you get that burn on your hand?"
Person B: "I tried following a stupid 5-Minute Crafts cooking hack. Ugh."
Person A: "Poor thing. 5-Minute Crafts is the worst."

2. *scrolling through Snapchat* "OH CRAP THEY'RE ON SNAP TOO"
5-Minute Crafts by Val the Gay Bitch February 21, 2020
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5-Minute Crafts

verb
means clilckbating someone on the internet.
3rd person singular 5-Minute Crafts
past tense 5-Minute Crafted
continuous tense 5-Minute Crafting
participle 5-Minute Crafted
Those people just only like to 5-Minute Crafts. They still 5-Minute Crafts even if nobody likes them.

5 Minute Crafts 

YouTube channel with almost 70M subs that does dumb shit like drilling a hole in sausage to use as a straw. You get the idea.
8 year old: 5 Minute Crafts is so useful!
Mom that spoils child: Yes sweetie it is!
Mom's thoughts: (shoot me.)
5 Minute Crafts by jewishburger November 10, 2020

5 minute crafts 

A clickbaity channel with almost 30M subs, mostly watched by kids and moms. Most of their videos show stupid "crafts" you will NEVER actulally use in your entire life
5 minute crafts: 42 HOLY GRAIL HACKS THAT WILL SAVE YOU A FORTUNE
Average people: These are so USEFUL!
ACHIEVMENT GET!: Waste 12 mins of ur life and repeat it daily
5 minute crafts by awesomegam August 7, 2018

5 Minute Crafts 

Excuse my language here.. but it's fucking brain cancer. There, I said it.
DO NOT WATCH FUCKING 5 MINUTE CRAFTS VIDEOS THEY ARE SHIT
5 Minute Crafts by foxy_6471 January 31, 2022

5 minute crafts 

Crafts that take take more than 5 minutes. And are also useless.
Tik Tok 5 minute crafts are useless

5 Minute Craft Lifehacks 

Something very stupid that is supposed to make things cheap and easy but just makes you seem like you're poor and a retard.
5 Minute Craft Lifehacks are so stupid, I did one of the pop-socket ones and my phone case melted.
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