5 Minute Crafts

Excuse my language here.. but it's fucking brain cancer. There, I said it.

DO NOT WATCH FUCKING 5 MINUTE CRAFTS VIDEOS THEY ARE SHIT

by foxy_6471 January 31, 2022

Daft Punky Thrash

A phrase from someone in a review from 1993. It was a negative review.

Reviewer: "It's just a bunch of daft punky thrash!"
Daft Punk: "Ohh I like the name"

by foxy_6471 January 31, 2022

woodsman

that one guy from over the garden wall who got tricked by the beast into thinking his daughter was dead and her soul was in a lantern (the beasts soul was actually in it), but then some kid figured out how dumb that was so he killed the beast
he also didnt realize that all this time he was (technically) killing people because the trees he cut down to fuel the lantern were people

person 1: aw man i feel so bad for the woodsman like bro
person 2: same

by foxy_6471 June 10, 2024

noob

1)A word of the gods, used mostly in roblox.
2) An insult in games

Person 1: "Hey I like Pet Simulator"
Person 2: "Noob"

by foxy_6471 January 20, 2022

chad

that one robot guy from dan vs. ran a gym and enslaved people and stuff for a battery. wanted to replace humans with muscular robot lookalikes. pretty bad guy.

person 1: chad seems so nice, why does dan hate him???
person 2: oh you sweet summer child

by foxy_6471 August 1, 2024

kurt cobain

the hottest guy ever

person 1: OMG KURT COBAIN IS SO HOT!!!!
person 2: ikr?????

by foxy_6471 November 16, 2023

uncle bob

the goat. an absolute legend. will never leave your side. will die to protect you. get yourself an uncle bob (t-800).

uncle bob was the goat. why did he have to die

by foxy_6471 December 1, 2024