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5 o'clock 

happy hour, the international drinking time, sort of like 4:20 is for smoking the reefer.
"Pour me something tall and strong, make it a hurricane before I go insane.
It's only half past 12 but I don't care...it's 5 o'clock somewhere." -Alan Jackson/Jimmy Buffett
5 o'clock by Nick D September 30, 2003
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5 o’clock 

The perfect song that ends Chill Hour. 5 OClock by T-Pain
Yo it’s time. ‘It’s 5 O’clock in the morning, conversation got boring’ “
*5 O’clock plays “Ight guys talk to y’all Tomorrow”
5 o’clock by Banchyyy February 9, 2019

5 o'clock shadow 

Short beard stubble on a man's face that has grown since the morning shave, usually experienced towards the end of the day.
Can be used to describe a man who looks scruffy, overworked/tired, hung-over or rugged.

"Rough night last night? Got that 5 o'clock shadow."
5 o'clock shadow by StephenCarr October 19, 2005

5 o'clock follies 

any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.
Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"
5 o'clock follies by T.Wilson November 27, 2012

5 o'clock chowder 

Its the creamy mess in a females panties by 5 o'clock in the evening. Some girls are prone to 5 o'clock chowder much earlier in the day. The name is derived from its male counterpart- the 5 o'clock shadow.
Megan: "Lets just change out of our work clothes and go straight to the club and find some cute guys!!"
Robin: "I should definitely shower first and get clean drawers because I have a serious case of 5 o'clock chowder going on down there."
5 o'clock chowder by WtfWBL July 27, 2018

5 o'clock beaver 

Short pubic stubble on a girl's vagina that has grown since the morning shave, usually seen on a prostitute after an honest day's work
Man: Rough day at work? You've got that 5 o'clock beaver.
Prostitute: Tell me about it.
5 o'clock beaver by (b O_o)b July 1, 2011

5 o'clock shadow 

the facial hair that comes late in the day when a man has shaved earlier
Naturally he had a 5 o'clock shadow again.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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