Maroon-5ing
məˈro͞on fīviNG
Verb
1. Taking a decent band that is full of creativity and instruments and stripping it down to vocals, effects, beats, and bass lines while cutting back or eliminating guitar and drums.
2. Opting to go for more a pop/synthesized/cookie cutter/flavor of the day sound.
"Wow, Maroon 5 used to be a decent band but they've been totally Maroon 5ing themselves since 'Songs about Jane'"
It's one of the dumbest dances known to man. It is being done all around the world by idiots and it involves the quick and steading moving of arms, legs, and the odd movements of wrists, all done with a ridiculous expression on the face of the dancer.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.