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July 4th 

If you were born on July 4th you have a fucking awesome birthday
Wow that girl is so lucky to be born on July 4th
July 4th by Ugly slut October 17, 2019

July 4th 

If this is your birthday you are the greatest human in the world. You are stunning and no one compares to you , July is the best month of the year. July 4th is national bad b day
She is sexy and was born on July 4th .
July 4th by July 4th October 18, 2019

July 4th 

The day we get drunk and light stuff on fire to celebrate America's independence.
July 4th by Lucio Soph October 25, 2010

4th of July 

1939: In the German Reich, discrimination against Jews continues with the creation of the "Reichsvereinigung der Juden in Deutschland".
German Teacher: "What was the most important datein 1939?"
Kevin: "The 4th of July of course!"
4th of July by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022

4th of july 

A day where people express their American patriotism by shooting off explosives that they bought from illegal immigrants
eddie-hey I just picked up some fireworks for the 4th of july
Tom- cool what kind are they?
eddie-not sure...the only thing that the guy I bought them from could say was "English no"
4th of july by Timmy Heacock July 4, 2008

July 4th 

The international day of the slurpee, the day where you must order a slurpee and take a picture exactly like alexie and after yeet it on your friend
Hey Mark, it's July 4th.*mark runs*
July 4th by RiSe AnD sHiNe69 October 28, 2019