49IRs 

Nickname given to the San Francisco 49ers football team because their players always get hurt.

Bob: Goddamnit. The 49ers just lost insert name of player here to a season ending injury.

Jim: Classic 49IRs.

49IRs by Ultimate_DipWad September 20, 2020

San Francisco 49ers 

The 49ers were established in 1950 as the Bay Area's NFL franchise, but struggled for their 1st 20 years of existance, with just 1 playoff berth. The team had a few good runs with 3 playoff berths in the early 1970s, but did not become the outstanding franchise that fans remember until the early 1980s. In 1981, with Joe Montana in his first year at starting quarterback and receiver Dwight Clark having an amazing year that would culminate in a game winning catch in the AFC title game, the 49ers made the playoffs and their 1st Super Bowl. The Niners win Super Bowl XVI in a 4th quarter comeback against the Bengals. After a poor season the next year, San Francisco went on a streak of 8 straight playoff berths from 1983-90. During that time, the team's powerful offense, now with excellent receiver Jerry Rice, won 3 more Super Bowls. They dominated the Dolphins to win Super Bowl XIX in 1984 and then won back to back crowns in 1988 and 1989, in what were 2 totally different championship games. The Super Bowl XXIII win was in a thriller against the Bengals, while the Super Bowl XXIV title was an easy victory. After just missing the playoffs in 1991, they went on another postseason streak from 1992-98. Now with Steve Young under center, they won their 5th Super Bowl in 1994, a blowout to take SB XXIX. The team was dismantled after 1998, but with a new cast, they returned to dominance a few years later, with playoff berths in 2001 and 2002. However, since then, the team has been struggling and were the league's second worst team in 2005.

"And Joe Montana does it for a second time! He pulls off a fourth quarter rally that brings a championship to the 49ers! The Cincinatti Bengals go down again, as the San Francisco 49ers win their fourth title."

San Francisco 49ers by Sports Info July 6, 2006

49ers fan 

A person who is affiliated in a positive way with the football team the San Francisco 49ers. Generally very loyal for sticking with a franchise that seems to only get worse as the years pass by. Younger 49ers fans often burst into fits of rage and tears at the mere thought of their team while older 49ers fans have a very high likely hood of being ESPN Classic subscribers. Those who remember the good old days are likely to respond to any criticism with "We had Joe Montana" no matter what the state of the team currently is. Most 49ers fans you encounter will likely have some sort of brain damage due to banging their heads against any acceptable object after learning of the numerous financial and personnel decisions by the 49ers higher ups. They have nightmares about Terrell Owens and peaceful dreams about once again achieving .500.

"you're a 49ers fan? Oh I'm sorry"

49ers fan by NidoGod June 12, 2006

49ers 

The team that will one day dominate the world just because they'll be the first team to ever win 20 superbowls in a row... which is called a super mega awesome gigantic Dynasty...

Aldo:/ guess what?
Fernando:/ what?
Aldo:/ The 49ers changed the pledge of allegiance!
Fernando:/ What!?! didnt they do that 15 times already!

49ers by Danny Rodriguez August 30, 2006

49ers fan 

doesnt have to be gay.

i love the 49ers and im not gay!!

49ers fan by alina May 3, 2003

San Francisco 49ers 

Simply the best team in the NFL. We boast: 5 super bowl rings (about to get a sixth), the best defense, insane running game, and much more!!!!!

Random person #1: Hey, I was at the game last weekend and got to see the San Francisco 49ers kick the Seahawks asses!!
Random person #2: Yeah dude it was pretty sweet, I must say.
Random person #1: I think we've got this super bowl!
Random person #2: Fuck yeah brotha!! Time to add on to that collection of rings!

San Francisco 49ers by jay gee January 19, 2023

49ers Fan 

A raider-hating person that eats wine and cheese at tail gait parties. They sit back and talk about the days of joe montana like the clock is going to magically jump back to 1980. Most of them used to be Raider fans stating "I used to be a raiders fan until they moved to L.A.". They can sometimes be found at Raider games at the Oakland Coliseum being bitch slapped in the hallways or being shoved inside of a toilet.

Poindexster, a 49ers Fan, was talling smack at a raider game when a raiders fan pushed him into a urinal trough and 5 guys pissed on him.

49ers Fan by Bifford tannon October 20, 2010