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an excuse made by desperate girls after having a sexual encounter with an ugly boy. the "3-9-1" describes their level of hottness on a scale from one to ten.
3: when you first meet them
9: the desperate point during the encounter
1: when you see them after
girl 1: did you do the nasty with him?
girl 2: eww yes.
girl 1: actually?
girl 2: yaa, i had a total 3-9-1
3-9-1 by jomilia November 30, 2010
The day in which Jordan made his drawers move by farting
That fart was so powerful it was like 3/9/16
3/9/16 by 3/9/16 August 5, 2016

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Platform 9&3/4 

The state of being high. Also more commonly known as the platform you run to in order to get on the train to Hogwarts.
Man I toked two blunts and now I'm chillin on Platform 9&3/4.
Platform 9&3/4 by The Army Brat February 20, 2011
9 3/4 is the name of the train platform that any student attending Hogwarts School for Wizardry and Witchcraft. (Harry Potter series)
To get to Hogwarts, we have to use platform 9 3/4.
9 3/4 by i.am.groot. April 20, 2017