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This is to make it more fair for people who only like to choose good teams when they play sport video games. Instead of being a cheeser and picking only the best teams, you push the random button to select any team in the game. You do this three times and after the three teams are selected, you can choose one out of the three teams that the computer selected for you by pressing the random button.
Joe:
Damn homes, we were playing Madden yesterday and I 3 clicked the Saints, Browns, and Bills, the three shittiest teams in the game. I guess Ill be the Saints. Who you pick

Mike:
Colts, Steelers, Seahawks. Bout to take the Colts
3 click by Andy Ouriel August 31, 2006
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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