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January 28 

This is the day where legends are born, as an aquarius you are ambitious and smart. You are generous and kind, maybe slightly stubborn that's okay :)
January 28 is when the best peoples are born

January 28 

National crying day. On January 28 you have the free pass to cry all you want without anyone telling you, you can’t.
January 28 by NRGoertz January 27, 2020

january 28 

A j.cole song establishing the superiority of people born that day.
“Check your birthdate…January 28” — j.cole
january 28 by lunercomine January 14, 2018

january 28 

the fucking best day ever because i was born
You: hey man whens ur bday
Me: january 28, why?
You: yeah nah not surprised lmao
january 28 by The quanman October 24, 2019

January 28 

The day Henry the Eighth died
Steve: “Hey did you know Henry the Eighth died on January 28th”
Second Guy: “Oh my god Steve shut up I don’t fucking care”

January 28 

People born on this day have the energy of a crackhead
Person 1: Why is she acting like this
Person 2: She was born on January 28
January 28 by ahhhhhh66579 October 23, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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