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June 22nd 

The national "finger someone/get fingered in a movie theater" day.

Celebrated all across Europe
Wearing a skirt without panties and going to the movies with your s/o recommended
Hey, it's June 22nd, yknow what that means sweetie. We goin to the movies
June 22nd by Krscanski Chad June 21, 2021

June 22nd 

The best birthday anyone can have. If you were born on June 22nd it means you are elite. On the other hand, if you are born on days approximate to 25-30 of March and 18-24 of May it means you are ugly and stupid.
Ugh! I wish my birthday was on June 22nd and not in this ugly ass day March 27th.
June 22nd by rhiannoncollingwood September 3, 2020

June 22nd 

An annual celebration day of uninterrupted marital sex. During this day, the husband and wife will enjoy wonderful, glorious, and continuous sex all day long. The couple will take off work and if they have kids, they will be sent to the grandparent's house for the day.
Psychologists say that over 75% of all married couples do not have enough sex which causes a majority of marital problems. The simple solution; June 22nd. This day was specifically picked because it is the longest day of the year.
Herschel, "I can't wait for June 22nd! It's going to be the best day of the year with my wife!"
June 22nd by Linds&Tori June 22, 2008

22nd Of June 

Gabriel: "Hey its the 22nd of june and its dylan"
Alex: "lets beat him up"
Dylan: "pwease I'm an innocent ginger discword kwitten"
22nd Of June by moose246897 June 21, 2022

National Couples day June 22nd 

June 22nd is the day that you celebrate you and your partner or you can be fun with your friend and say “ it’s national couples day want to joke around and be my partner for a day.” Genders do not matter.
Hey jess guess what its national couples day june 22nd lets celebrate.
Hey Brook guess what it’s national couples day want to be my partner for a day.

June 22nd 

June 22nd is the best day. This day is Anal day. Ask anyone to give you anal and you should enjoy it! Happy June 22nd
Boy: Can i give you anal tmr? it’s june 22nd! remember anal dayyyy

Girl: Omg okay why are you so obsessed w buttholes and anal like UGHH!!
June 22nd by sarcasticbxtch June 21, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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